Chapter 1
"Dr. DumbleDoor Dr. Doobledurm, I won I won." Harry Potter screamed while jumping and scrumping thorugh the office slash bedroom of the world famus Dr. Dumblebumble.
"Calm down, calm down, what it is, my boy?" Dumbledoor yelled back, squeezing his eyes shut and holding his hangover.
Harry Potter knelt at the foot of Dumbledoor's oldman bed and wrapped his gross mouth around one of Dumbledoor's oldman feet.
"Now imagine your foot is my dellishus chocolate bar, and imagine my surprize when I found this!" Harry held up a golden alluminum ticket, fresh from the Willy Wonka Chocolate Factory.
"So you got a free tour of the factory?" Dumbledoor questioned?
Harry replied with one foot suck for yes.
"And you already found a guardian to go with you?"
Harry replied with two foot sucks for no.
"Harry..." Dumbledoor signed and removed the boy from his foot and sat him on his dusty bed. "The factory tour is just a scam to get the guardians to buy chocolate, everybody wins a tour once. Nobody goes on them."
Harry poop faced, he had never won anything in his life before and now he had. But lucky for him his brain worked for once and he got his best idea yet.
"If we go I'll return your office slash bedroom key and never bother you before 12:00 PM."
"I'm already leaving Harry" Dumbledoor donned his trench coat, sunglasses, and hat. "Just put one foot infront of the other, and soon your'll be walking out the door!"
The whole gang plus began to gather outside WW factory. Harry arrived to find team Hermiony Hagrad, and team Fatman and Mrs. Fatman's Mom.
"Looks like your the last ones to arrive." Hagrad bellowed from his monster voice box.
"Not so fast," Malfow arrived with his chaperion Voldimort. "We're the last, and the best." Malfow snotted out his nose.
"Hey Harry, bet you wish you were mine son now, you'd get to go to the chocolate factory." Vortimore trieed to get Harry's attention.
"Shhh. Its starting" Herminy Bossed. "I wonder if this will be Gene or maybe Johnny?"
"I hope its Johnny." Voldimor muddered.
"I bet you would" Hag Hagged back
Well, it was Gene er no it was Willy Wonka, who lead the group in the candy forest.
Chapter 2
"Welcome to my candy factory, don't fall in the chocolate lake." Wonka warned.
Wonka went about swacking everything with his unnessacary cain and tushling Harry's hair,
"what a kind man." Harry swoond.
"Help! My baby fell in the chocolate lake and is being sucked up the chocolate lake tubes" Mrs Fatman curdaled
She told the truth, however fatman's fat had been stuck in the chocolate lake tubes ever since he entered the forest. Fatman didn't even notice.
"Go get him out boy." Wonka pushed Malfow in the chocolate lake.
Malfow pulled out the fat out of the tube but after fatman was free malfow got suched up and stuck himself. The pressure was building and it looks like he would be the first to lose.
"Remember when I showed you how a gun works" Dumbledoor leaned down to the dumbfounded Harry.
"Yes Grampa, why?"
"Nothing Harry, I just wish I brought mine."
Voltimore ran out of the peppermint fields.
"I can keep going right?" Voldimort Q'ed. "I don't even like the boy."
"Ooppy loopies, please take Voldimore out of here."
So three dumb kids were left. Next was the science candy.
"This is where I test my experimental candy, go ahead and try as much as you like, you'll never guess whats in it." Wonka let the kids loose.
Harry shoved a few things in his mouth.
"This one tastes like diner." Harry was amazed.
"This one tastes like cleaning fluid." Fatman was too eager, he was just eating a floor tile.
"This one is composed on bassium and acidium." Herminy was showing off again.
"Stop that Herminy, just enjoy it." Hagrad advised. But missy too smart to fart was going the whole two yards.
"And its composed of candium." She continued but Wonka got a wiff.
"That candy was too experiment" Wonka deviced " we will have to have your stomach pumped. Herminy loses. Oopies know what to do" After Wonka doubled snapped his fingers Herminy was never seen again, with hagrad running after her.
"Next is candy transport." Wonka motioned everyone into the shrinky dink room. "Fire the laser and show the people what it does!"
The Oopie Doopies got in place. The laser fired but, you guessed it, since fatman was too big, he was shot and the laser tried to shrink him. But there was just too much of him and the laser broke.
"Oopy loopies," Wonka whispered to his goons. "Please escort fatman to the workout room so he can stop breaking my equipment with his fat."
"Does this mean I won?" Harry asked.
"Nope, you lost too Harry. Because of you all of your little friends came here and broke my candy." Wonka walked back to his office. Harry just stood there, tears began to well up in his goopy eyes.
Chapter 3
"Come on Harry," Dumbledoor felt bad for the ugly scarred kid, "Lets just get out of here, I'll buy you some chocolate on the way home."
Harry didn't listen, instead he walked after Willy Wonka and followed him to his office.
"Don't you get it Harry?" Wonka turned around and exclaimed "You lose! Good day."
Wonka sat down on his half a chair and started brushing half his teeth with only half the recommended tooth paste. Harry. standing in the doorway, reached into his pocket and pulled out an envolope and placed it on Willy's half a desk. Wonka opened the envolope, harry had invited him to magic school, the only thing Wonka ever wanted. The creepy man ran after harry and swung him around.
"You won Harry, you won." Wonka sang. "Quick, Everybody, into regular elevator."
But it was no regular elavator, it was a wonkitvatrex, capplable of going into space. Dumbledoor, Harry, and Gene Wonka looked out over griffondore from the wonkitvatrex.
"Harry did you ever hear the story of the little boy who suddenly got everything he ever wanted?" Wonka asked.
Harry replied with two foot sucks for no.
"His best friend invited him to magic school and he lived happily ever after."
THE END
Harry Potter vs Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
