Chapter 1
Old man Vollydorf stretched an evil long arm out of the shadows and to the old chinesse man.
"Sell me the mistic plant so I may destroy harry potter and his goonies." Voltimort said...
"You make a wise offer Mr. Bad Guy" The Old Man replied petting the plant a new one. "But you will need to offer all of your love to this plant. There are three rules."
"I don't really care what the rules are! just slam the plant my way."
The the twisted oldy slided the No noser the treat and they both disappeared into their own piles of smoke. Maybe because they were both old bad guys? Maybe becuase the old plant seller liked to smoke? Yes, the Old man did smoke, a cigar of curiosity.
"Why would anyone want Audry 2 the plant??? Maybe its because they are up to no good."
Meanwhile at Gyrphondoor the gang was heating up the barbeque for a summer delight.
"I cannot wait to have my photo taken with the sun!" Ron cringed. Herminy booked on book screen getting ready for the big summer read. Fatman had come along aswell, he too wanted to sommer down and have some fun. Fatman booked on a BIG BIG heywhyan shirt and followed behind carrying pounds and pounds of food. No, this is a fat joke, the food is in him. He is really carrying the charcoal to light the fire. While his friends went out the front lawn to get the festivities going, Harry followed behind caried tons of the magic food. No Joke.
"This is my first summer ever!" Harry was excited, he had never won anything before in his life before. But before Harry could get all the way to his friends, the chapter broke.
Chapter 2
A poof of non fart actual evil gas appeared behind the Harry.
"Harry," the gas voice called "Harry."
Harry's Scared went up his back, zam zam. Harry turned the self around and looked at an old evil hand extending out with a plant in its grasp.
"Who are you evil spirit?" Harry Questioned?
"I'm the evil lord Voltimort." The voice replied "Take this potted plant and take care of it aswell."
Harry toook the plant. He loooked at it. Its like a paronnah plant from Super Merio. Harry did a little dance and the smoke walked away.
"I cannot believe I got my first plant"
"Get the grammers over ere." Ron shouted from the grill, his hands working away at preparing the good stuff. Yes yes.
Harry trotted over plant in hand, food in hand as well. Harry set the plant down and the plant started eating eating all the food.
"Rip'n Locker slaps! Harry your dang plant is only eating all the magic food." Ron exploded.
"I think it likes the magic." Herminy explained the plot.
But the plant had its own things to say "Feed me Harry, Feed me all night long"
"does it have to be magic?" Harry reponed
"does it have to be mine?"
Harry couldn't beilieve someone was actually talking to him.
"He will eat all the food!" Fatman revealed his secret concerns.
For fatmen all seemed hopeless.
"Maybe I can help." Suddenly Seymour from Little Shop of Horrors arrived.
"This was a plan by your volio to get you to no longer believe in the bueaty of plants." Saymore explained.
Just now, the plant began to grow and grow. Bigger than Harry, bigger than the macho macho ron,
even bigger then Haggred, thats right the plant was as big as Fatman.
"Looks like things have gone from normal to bad." Ron exclaimed. The plant thrashed about and continued to eat all the magic food. No wait that was fatman, I'm three for three. The plant whipped about and struck down all of Harry's Friends. Harry was mad now.
"Seymourman, how do we beat this thing." Harry asked.
Seymour remember the 3 crazy rools from when he had the plant.
"We have to over feed it till the dang thing explodes!" Seymore said as he evaded and dodged threw the plants attacks.
Harry slide the his sweet sweet wand out of his shirt wand protecter and started jammin some
dang magic into plants mouth piece.
"Die monster you don't belong in this world" Harry screamed.
The magic was working but the plant gots its way. Whip whap. The vines strangled drangled Harry, his wand dropped from his hand. Was all lost. Yes. This was the end. Harry died.
Chapter 3
But Harry wasn't died yet.
"Seymour! we need your help!" Harry screamed
"But I cannot magic... I'm just a poor boy from skid row."
Harry was touched, by the plant, but also by Semours story. He too is a child of skid row and
was hated by uptown.
"Syemour, I don't care about your past, I believe you can magic, Seymour I accept." harry cheered.
"We all accept you Seymour." Harry's friends said, not sure why.
Just then the magic letter appeared infront of Seymour and he was accepted into magic school. He won something for once. Seymour Jumped and cramm jammed a fat blast of magic into the monster plant. Somehow the plant went back to normal and only ate sunlight. All was well and voltimore was defeted. Harry had learned a lesson of life, you don't need to come from skid row to be great, you could just be yourself.
"Hey harry come on and hotdog with us." ron called
"Sure one sec." Harry walked to seymour. "Will you stay here with us and learn magic, you could be my friend here."
Seymour looked down at the dumpy kid.
"I came here because i wanted to learn magic and impress Audry, but you taught me I can do anythingthing, I'm sorry Harry but my time here his up." Seymour then walked off, a little sad he had no reason to stay.
Harry too was sad.
"Het Seymour why not stay for a veggie burg."
So Seymour, Harry, Rarry, Herminer and Fatguy benched and pigged out.
THE END
Harry Potter vs. Little Shop of Horrors
