Chapter 1
"Dr. DumbleDoor Dr. Doobledurm, I won I won." Harry Potter screamed while jumping and scrumping thorugh the office slash bedroom of the world famus Dr. Dumblebumble.
"Calm down, calm down, what it is, my boy?" Dumbledoor yelled back, squeezing his eyes shut and holding his hangover.
Harry Potter knelt at the foot of Dumbledoor's oldman bed and wrapped his gross mouth around one of Dumbledoor's oldman feet.
"Now imagine your foot is my dellishus chocolate bar, and imagine my surprize when I found this!" Harry held up a golden alluminum ticket, fresh from the Willy Wonka Chocolate Factory.
"So you got a free tour of the factory?" Dumbledoor questioned?
Harry replied with one foot suck for yes.
"And you already found a guardian to go with you?"
Harry replied with two foot sucks for no.
"Harry..." Dumbledoor signed and removed the boy from his foot and sat him on his dusty bed. "The factory tour is just a scam to get the guardians to buy chocolate, everybody wins a tour once. Nobody goes on them."
Harry poop faced, he had never won anything in his life before and now he had. But lucky for him his brain worked for once and he got his best idea yet.
"If we go I'll return your office slash bedroom key and never bother you before 12:00 PM."
"I'm already leaving Harry" Dumbledoor donned his trench coat, sunglasses, and hat. "Just put one foot infront of the other, and soon your'll be walking out the door!"
The whole gang plus began to gather outside WW factory. Harry arrived to find team Hermiony Hagrad, and team Fatman and Mrs. Fatman's Mom.
"Looks like your the last ones to arrive." Hagrad bellowed from his monster voice box.
"Not so fast," Malfow arrived with his chaperion Voldimort. "We're the last, and the best." Malfow snotted out his nose.
"Hey Harry, bet you wish you were mine son now, you'd get to go to the chocolate factory." Vortimore trieed to get Harry's attention.
"Shhh. Its starting" Herminy Bossed. "I wonder if this will be Gene or maybe Johnny?"
"I hope its Johnny." Voldimor muddered.
"I bet you would" Hag Hagged back
Well, it was Gene er no it was Willy Wonka, who lead the group in the candy forest.
Chapter 2
"Welcome to my candy factory, don't fall in the chocolate lake." Wonka warned.
Wonka went about swacking everything with his unnessacary cain and tushling Harry's hair,
"what a kind man." Harry swoond.
"Help! My baby fell in the chocolate lake and is being sucked up the chocolate lake tubes" Mrs Fatman curdaled
She told the truth, however fatman's fat had been stuck in the chocolate lake tubes ever since he entered the forest. Fatman didn't even notice.
"Go get him out boy." Wonka pushed Malfow in the chocolate lake.
Malfow pulled out the fat out of the tube but after fatman was free malfow got suched up and stuck himself. The pressure was building and it looks like he would be the first to lose.
"Remember when I showed you how a gun works" Dumbledoor leaned down to the dumbfounded Harry.
"Yes Grampa, why?"
"Nothing Harry, I just wish I brought mine."
Voltimore ran out of the peppermint fields.
"I can keep going right?" Voldimort Q'ed. "I don't even like the boy."
"Ooppy loopies, please take Voldimore out of here."
So three dumb kids were left. Next was the science candy.
"This is where I test my experimental candy, go ahead and try as much as you like, you'll never guess whats in it." Wonka let the kids loose.
Harry shoved a few things in his mouth.
"This one tastes like diner." Harry was amazed.
"This one tastes like cleaning fluid." Fatman was too eager, he was just eating a floor tile.
"This one is composed on bassium and acidium." Herminy was showing off again.
"Stop that Herminy, just enjoy it." Hagrad advised. But missy too smart to fart was going the whole two yards.
"And its composed of candium." She continued but Wonka got a wiff.
"That candy was too experiment" Wonka deviced " we will have to have your stomach pumped. Herminy loses. Oopies know what to do" After Wonka doubled snapped his fingers Herminy was never seen again, with hagrad running after her.
"Next is candy transport." Wonka motioned everyone into the shrinky dink room. "Fire the laser and show the people what it does!"
The Oopie Doopies got in place. The laser fired but, you guessed it, since fatman was too big, he was shot and the laser tried to shrink him. But there was just too much of him and the laser broke.
"Oopy loopies," Wonka whispered to his goons. "Please escort fatman to the workout room so he can stop breaking my equipment with his fat."
"Does this mean I won?" Harry asked.
"Nope, you lost too Harry. Because of you all of your little friends came here and broke my candy." Wonka walked back to his office. Harry just stood there, tears began to well up in his goopy eyes.
Chapter 3
"Come on Harry," Dumbledoor felt bad for the ugly scarred kid, "Lets just get out of here, I'll buy you some chocolate on the way home."
Harry didn't listen, instead he walked after Willy Wonka and followed him to his office.
"Don't you get it Harry?" Wonka turned around and exclaimed "You lose! Good day."
Wonka sat down on his half a chair and started brushing half his teeth with only half the recommended tooth paste. Harry. standing in the doorway, reached into his pocket and pulled out an envolope and placed it on Willy's half a desk. Wonka opened the envolope, harry had invited him to magic school, the only thing Wonka ever wanted. The creepy man ran after harry and swung him around.
"You won Harry, you won." Wonka sang. "Quick, Everybody, into regular elevator."
But it was no regular elavator, it was a wonkitvatrex, capplable of going into space. Dumbledoor, Harry, and Gene Wonka looked out over griffondore from the wonkitvatrex.
"Harry did you ever hear the story of the little boy who suddenly got everything he ever wanted?" Wonka asked.
Harry replied with two foot sucks for no.
"His best friend invited him to magic school and he lived happily ever after."
THE END
Harry Potter vs Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
Thursday, September 6, 2012
Saturday, June 23, 2012
Harry Potter and the Duel Dude Arcade
A Harry Potter vs. Christmas Special
Chapter 1
Charlesmiss times, the whole gang gathered in the foodatorium. The only room big enough to fit Fatmen and all the kids. Our Heroes sat next to each other. As the pigs kidsed out on the Christmass yummies, Doccah Dumbledoc yelled words at the kids from his balcony.
"This year, we are losing again kids." dumble screamed."I'll give it to you straight, we won against the humblegruff, and the weeslestop, and the ravepave." Then Dumble door's lively aura turned to stink poo eyes. "But we are currently 50 points behind Slitherman."
Slitherman, Oh boy, what a bunch of turd tiers. The kids were outraged. Ron stood on his chair and beat his plate of food with his angry fists.
"Man man man, Other teams always jive my jumbos" Ron said while clenching his teeth, hands covered in mashed pototatoes. Fatmen couldn't look away, Ron's tender hands were drizzled in creamy soar cream, buttering butter sause, and tiny bacon molocules. Fatmen's chins folded over each other as his mouth opens up to let loose the tital wave of syliva he was unable to keep down.
"Don't worry Ron, the last game of the year is coming up soon." Harry cheered.
Harry for once was right about something that mattered. The last game was coming up soon, it was of course the arcade barcade. The night when Dumbledunk and Headmister Snap chilled and had a brewsky while the kids jam the james.
So everyone boarded the magic school bus and shipped off to the barcade. Ron jumped up and down on his seat, he couldn't wait to get to the games and beat all those Slitherman student into dirt.
"Right into the dirt this year. Gruf Gruf." Ron motioned.
"I'm going to win at Shapes and Numbers." Herminony High and Mightyied from her toddler carseat.
Harry was a little confused as he had never played a videojames before but he was certain they wer like the cross word puzzles in his quiz book.
Mean While however, evil afooted in the barcade. Such evil that could only be described in chapter 2.
Chapter 2
Headmaster Snapple was working up the evil at the barcade.
"Thanks Lord Voltitort" Dr. Snap thanked "with you helping me I'm sure beat old fat dumblefat this year."
"Aslong as Harry doesn't Learn the meaning of the holidays I'll be the happy one." Voltigor reviled. "Are we almost done, bad guy Agent Smith from the Matrix part 2?"
Form behind a Letheal Devorsers Machine popped out Agent Smint, a middle aged white guy with a rocken set of shudder shades. His smooth lime green suit was one that made you think he would never fart his pants. Before the Dudes could continue jamming, a bus of smooth losers arived, with ears full of quarters.
"Everybody hide, this year I'mma gonna win win." Slithermister hushered.
The kids piled out of the vroom vroom and into the arcade where they signed up for games to compeete in. Dumbleman flew over to the bar next to Prof Snap where the two of them drank and shared old memories. But before they gulped their first, Drumble proclaimed "Lets games go!"
The first game was goober doopeys, Harry and some loser from slitherman faced off.
"I don't know how play?" Harry cryed.
"Points for Slitherman" Snap Jeered. Dumbledore was so angry he couldn't help but stuff used napkins into his mouth.
The next game up was Dance Dance. A game for people who like to work out.
"Don't worry, I got it covered." Fatmen gleemed wilst grabbig a near by orbiting 80s sweat band.
It was true, fatman did have the game covered. No one would be able to get near the game due to fatmen's close proximity. "35 joints to Gryphondood." Dumblegent ranted. Oh yeah, Slitherbutts were feeling it now.
"Everyone is good at summing things but me" Harry harried, Harry just didn't know the Holiday spirit
Just then Neo appeared. His long black trench styles landed infront of Harry.
"Neo from the matrix part 2!" Harry just couldn't believe.
"Harry you have to come with me, the bads is up to bads again." Neo intrusted Harry "We are the only ones who can save the day, grab up my trench."
The Man Dog snached the trench and our two heroes scadood into a nearby arcade game, the game you ask? It is Leathel Endorser.
"Well Ron you are up, its time, if you don't the win, I owe headsnap fifteen bucks." Dumbledore whispered into the Ronnies ear, while patting him forcefully on his head. Ron's neck hurt as it tried to stay straight against Dumbledore's attacks.
"Is this what love feels like???" Ron questioned, smiling threw the pain.
Such thoughts had to wait, Ron buffered himself for the big game, his oponent was none other than MarkMan Flintstone. Markman was a real air breather, and a regular champ at Leathal Endorser.
The kids buckled into the game console, 13 points for double buckle on Ron, so we are out to a good start. But Marcman was priming his toner, roop roop roop. Markman evened it out. The game began. something felt ron Wrong noticed.
"My score is all downers, wheres the up and ups?" Ron thought outloud, "Juicy slurpdrops could this game be rigged?"
Meanwhile Neo and Harry materialized in computer world. A green green world covered in wires. Harry was happy to help Neo out but he was worried that he couldn't do anyhting right. Neo saw the dumb kid's sad day and thought up a courage word. But before the word burps could leave Neo's tubes wholes Agent Smith did a super kick into his elbows.
Chapter 3
A fight scene broke out. Neo and Agent Smith traded blows and one-liners and spit.
"Mr. Andrewson, you'll never delete me in this world, I'm full of magic." Agent Sim explained. And he was right all was lost.
The End
Harry Potter vs. The Matrix Reloaded
But it wasn't the end just yet.
Harry couldn't do anything, what a loser. Harry turned around and felt sorry for himself.
"I cant do" Harry wimpered. No wait it wasn't Harry's wimpering. Harry looked up at the television screen, A big blubbering Ron with tears streaming down his chubby face cried and cried.
"Oh man, oh man." Blub ronned as the kids booed and threw broken glass bottles at him.
Harry needed to do something but he sucked at everything. But then an almost dead Neo maricle happened.
"Harry!" Cripple Neo yelled. "It doesn't matter if your no good. The orical told me to believe in myself, and I believe in you."
"What?" Harry didn't hear, but he thought he got the jist.
So Harry got out his wand and threw a blast of magic at Neo. SUPER DUPER CHARGE. The new magic stack Neo beat up the bad guy
"You win this time Mr. Neo, but next time I'll have the high score." Agent smith exploded into green goo and fried the evil chips that rigged the game.
"I did it Neo." Harry Smiled,
"No kid, you did it." Neo replied.
"Thank you Neo, for teaching me the holiday lesson." Harry was zapped out of the machine and watched the last five minute of the Ron's game,
Ron earned the power bells and earned the points. He stood on his chair and did fifteen knee pumps in the air. The Kids of Gryphondoor won this year. And Dumbleman staggered home happy. And the kids sat by the fire back at gryphondorr revveling in their victory.
"No really. Neo was there, he fixed the game." Harry explained.
"Poopy moron, only babies believe in Neo." Herminy ruined everyhting.
Harry depressed. he wrote a letter to Neo asking him to come and visit but got no reply, even inventions to magic school wouldn't lure him.
"Cheer up Harry lets play my games." Ron paused. "I believe you Harry, I believe in Neo,"
Harry and Ron played games into the night, even though Harry lost every game they kept playing. Harry had learned the Holiday with his friend and even though Neo didn't come back, Harry was still happy.
And it just so happens at the same time on the Space Ship in the real world, Morphius handed Neo a letter.
"I've been invited to magic school," Neo cheered. "I've never won anything before in my life before."
Neo saved the letter in his pocket, he knew he would return one day.
The End
Harry Potter vs The Matrix Reloaded.
Chapter 1
Charlesmiss times, the whole gang gathered in the foodatorium. The only room big enough to fit Fatmen and all the kids. Our Heroes sat next to each other. As the pigs kidsed out on the Christmass yummies, Doccah Dumbledoc yelled words at the kids from his balcony.
"This year, we are losing again kids." dumble screamed."I'll give it to you straight, we won against the humblegruff, and the weeslestop, and the ravepave." Then Dumble door's lively aura turned to stink poo eyes. "But we are currently 50 points behind Slitherman."
Slitherman, Oh boy, what a bunch of turd tiers. The kids were outraged. Ron stood on his chair and beat his plate of food with his angry fists.
"Man man man, Other teams always jive my jumbos" Ron said while clenching his teeth, hands covered in mashed pototatoes. Fatmen couldn't look away, Ron's tender hands were drizzled in creamy soar cream, buttering butter sause, and tiny bacon molocules. Fatmen's chins folded over each other as his mouth opens up to let loose the tital wave of syliva he was unable to keep down.
"Don't worry Ron, the last game of the year is coming up soon." Harry cheered.
Harry for once was right about something that mattered. The last game was coming up soon, it was of course the arcade barcade. The night when Dumbledunk and Headmister Snap chilled and had a brewsky while the kids jam the james.
So everyone boarded the magic school bus and shipped off to the barcade. Ron jumped up and down on his seat, he couldn't wait to get to the games and beat all those Slitherman student into dirt.
"Right into the dirt this year. Gruf Gruf." Ron motioned.
"I'm going to win at Shapes and Numbers." Herminony High and Mightyied from her toddler carseat.
Harry was a little confused as he had never played a videojames before but he was certain they wer like the cross word puzzles in his quiz book.
Mean While however, evil afooted in the barcade. Such evil that could only be described in chapter 2.
Chapter 2
Headmaster Snapple was working up the evil at the barcade.
"Thanks Lord Voltitort" Dr. Snap thanked "with you helping me I'm sure beat old fat dumblefat this year."
"Aslong as Harry doesn't Learn the meaning of the holidays I'll be the happy one." Voltigor reviled. "Are we almost done, bad guy Agent Smith from the Matrix part 2?"
Form behind a Letheal Devorsers Machine popped out Agent Smint, a middle aged white guy with a rocken set of shudder shades. His smooth lime green suit was one that made you think he would never fart his pants. Before the Dudes could continue jamming, a bus of smooth losers arived, with ears full of quarters.
"Everybody hide, this year I'mma gonna win win." Slithermister hushered.
The kids piled out of the vroom vroom and into the arcade where they signed up for games to compeete in. Dumbleman flew over to the bar next to Prof Snap where the two of them drank and shared old memories. But before they gulped their first, Drumble proclaimed "Lets games go!"
The first game was goober doopeys, Harry and some loser from slitherman faced off.
"I don't know how play?" Harry cryed.
"Points for Slitherman" Snap Jeered. Dumbledore was so angry he couldn't help but stuff used napkins into his mouth.
The next game up was Dance Dance. A game for people who like to work out.
"Don't worry, I got it covered." Fatmen gleemed wilst grabbig a near by orbiting 80s sweat band.
It was true, fatman did have the game covered. No one would be able to get near the game due to fatmen's close proximity. "35 joints to Gryphondood." Dumblegent ranted. Oh yeah, Slitherbutts were feeling it now.
"Everyone is good at summing things but me" Harry harried, Harry just didn't know the Holiday spirit
Just then Neo appeared. His long black trench styles landed infront of Harry.
"Neo from the matrix part 2!" Harry just couldn't believe.
"Harry you have to come with me, the bads is up to bads again." Neo intrusted Harry "We are the only ones who can save the day, grab up my trench."
The Man Dog snached the trench and our two heroes scadood into a nearby arcade game, the game you ask? It is Leathel Endorser.
"Well Ron you are up, its time, if you don't the win, I owe headsnap fifteen bucks." Dumbledore whispered into the Ronnies ear, while patting him forcefully on his head. Ron's neck hurt as it tried to stay straight against Dumbledore's attacks.
"Is this what love feels like???" Ron questioned, smiling threw the pain.
Such thoughts had to wait, Ron buffered himself for the big game, his oponent was none other than MarkMan Flintstone. Markman was a real air breather, and a regular champ at Leathal Endorser.
The kids buckled into the game console, 13 points for double buckle on Ron, so we are out to a good start. But Marcman was priming his toner, roop roop roop. Markman evened it out. The game began. something felt ron Wrong noticed.
"My score is all downers, wheres the up and ups?" Ron thought outloud, "Juicy slurpdrops could this game be rigged?"
Meanwhile Neo and Harry materialized in computer world. A green green world covered in wires. Harry was happy to help Neo out but he was worried that he couldn't do anyhting right. Neo saw the dumb kid's sad day and thought up a courage word. But before the word burps could leave Neo's tubes wholes Agent Smith did a super kick into his elbows.
Chapter 3
A fight scene broke out. Neo and Agent Smith traded blows and one-liners and spit.
"Mr. Andrewson, you'll never delete me in this world, I'm full of magic." Agent Sim explained. And he was right all was lost.
The End
Harry Potter vs. The Matrix Reloaded
But it wasn't the end just yet.
Harry couldn't do anything, what a loser. Harry turned around and felt sorry for himself.
"I cant do" Harry wimpered. No wait it wasn't Harry's wimpering. Harry looked up at the television screen, A big blubbering Ron with tears streaming down his chubby face cried and cried.
"Oh man, oh man." Blub ronned as the kids booed and threw broken glass bottles at him.
Harry needed to do something but he sucked at everything. But then an almost dead Neo maricle happened.
"Harry!" Cripple Neo yelled. "It doesn't matter if your no good. The orical told me to believe in myself, and I believe in you."
"What?" Harry didn't hear, but he thought he got the jist.
So Harry got out his wand and threw a blast of magic at Neo. SUPER DUPER CHARGE. The new magic stack Neo beat up the bad guy
"You win this time Mr. Neo, but next time I'll have the high score." Agent smith exploded into green goo and fried the evil chips that rigged the game.
"I did it Neo." Harry Smiled,
"No kid, you did it." Neo replied.
"Thank you Neo, for teaching me the holiday lesson." Harry was zapped out of the machine and watched the last five minute of the Ron's game,
Ron earned the power bells and earned the points. He stood on his chair and did fifteen knee pumps in the air. The Kids of Gryphondoor won this year. And Dumbleman staggered home happy. And the kids sat by the fire back at gryphondorr revveling in their victory.
"No really. Neo was there, he fixed the game." Harry explained.
"Poopy moron, only babies believe in Neo." Herminy ruined everyhting.
Harry depressed. he wrote a letter to Neo asking him to come and visit but got no reply, even inventions to magic school wouldn't lure him.
"Cheer up Harry lets play my games." Ron paused. "I believe you Harry, I believe in Neo,"
Harry and Ron played games into the night, even though Harry lost every game they kept playing. Harry had learned the Holiday with his friend and even though Neo didn't come back, Harry was still happy.
And it just so happens at the same time on the Space Ship in the real world, Morphius handed Neo a letter.
"I've been invited to magic school," Neo cheered. "I've never won anything before in my life before."
Neo saved the letter in his pocket, he knew he would return one day.
The End
Harry Potter vs The Matrix Reloaded.
Sunday, June 17, 2012
Harry Potter and the Glow storm's goal stone
Chapter I
Harry Potpot read his favorite chimney book "The Diner Games" as the car of four traveled down adventure road.
"I thought only girls liked books." Ronn teased while playing Pokemon! on his game boy protable machine. Harry pouted, Herminy didn't hear Ron since she was listening to her favorite magic kids bop cd. MAGIC KIDS BOP 12. Not only is it in stores now, but it's right behind you.
"Quit teasing the babies," Haggread yelled form the driverguy seat. "I can barely hear Herminie's MAGIC KIDS BOP 12 cd rom, for desktop computers and portalble machine, over you." Hagread understood he should pick up a copy of MAGIC KIDS BOP 12.
Harry, Herm, RonJon, and Hagrad where headed to Fatmen's summer home for summer vactation fun fun fun.
"I cannot wait to see fatmen's house. How big do you think that house would be?" Harry asked
"Twelves pounders" The other three yelled back. Everybody had a good laugh at the reference to the inside joke, that was well established in the group when the reader wasn't looking.
Meanwhile in Walking Dead, Oregon, Dr. Dead man Zombie heckled and jeckled at the sight of his old comrad Volimorgue,
"Glad to meat you for the first time ever Dr. Zombie" No Noes Shrieked.
"The pleasure is mine, what evil deeds do you seek to have fulfilled." the zombie rickraddled back.
"Harry RonJon is headed this way to visit his dopy friend fartmen and I want to rid the world of Harry Potter forever."
"Forever is a long time," The wise Dr. Zombie responded. "Thats how long I've been living, you must really have a big playgroud crush on Harry or just really hate Harry Potter."
Volimord blushed. Could it be that he really loved Harry Potter like the stupid son he never had. Voltimort forgot why he always wanted to get that Harry Potter, maybe it was to appologize, maybe it was just to have a good time. Dr. Voltimort remembered all the good times he had with harrypottervs, maybe Harry was isomorphic to him. Like him, Harry was just looking for a friend, a friend to share his bucket of chicken mcnuggies with.
Chapter 2
The dead dead dead man inturupted Voltijorts metatation and brought him back from his lovey dove thoughts. "My, my is that gush forming out of your mouth, you rat cracker?" Zombie punged.
Volitmort wiped the pink slush from his mouth and the beard hair he'd been growing.
"Now you listen here, I want the most worst possible bad thing you got to cruch up Harry Potter!" Voltimorts demands mentally and physically cut Dr. Zombies left arm off. Dr. Zombie knew Volt ment buisnes and he would imploy the latest most dasteredly plan he ever thought up. ZOMBIES!
"Fear not Voltimort, I will deliver the plauge of zombies onto and one to one the townspeople of walking dead, oregon." Zombie and Volitmor laughed and laughed. It was only a matter of time till the bijection attacked the town.
And it was only a matter of time till the kids and the big guy hit mr and mrs fatmen's summer tub house, where MC Tubs himself resided.
"I cannot wait to have another glass of Mrs Tubs Butter Beer." Hagred bellowed. Of course Hagred was referring to a dish composed of nothing but warm melted butter. "They always make me feel right as rain and left as snow."
"Maybe that explains the way fatmen is?" Ron shoved.
"What do you mean?" Harry asked
"You know, he's always left as snow."
The gang arrived at the doors of Tubs mannor. One by one Hagred unbuckeld the kids form the motercycles and lifted them on the ground. Oopsidaisi. It was a that point that fatmen caught a load of his friends, shock and shock, he didn't expect them for another week.
"Mom didn't expect you for another week, you should go home" Fatmem informed walling them off from the house with his flab arms. But good ole Mrs. little Fatman's Mom flipped though the fat boy with a tray of butter stacks.
"Now now, fatstack, we don't have to send them away. Say, who wants a lard float?" The kind old lady stenched out a major blow to Hagrad's heart, two forbidden loves in one story. Hand me my good writer's award now.
"But Mommsy isn't today the day Rick the cop from walking dead comes over, we cannot have two guests???" The fatfub messed up, looks like his dark fat secret will be revealed.
"Don't worry about me Fatmen" Police Man Sherif Master sargent Rick intruted. "I just got a call on my radio that zombats are slam jammin all through town space. Better make my butter tubs an extra solid, I'll be eating on the runs."
"Mind if I come with, I'm a real go getter!" Harry lept at the chance to be in the spot light.
"Sure you can stow away in the trunk and I'll find you later."
Chapter 3
"Moan, Groan, shalom" The xombies roamed and domed through the city, could no one save the day? No, no one could. But maybe two? No, in this author's opion, not even that many has what it takes. Harry and the Rick pulled up to the xombie party in a 95' police car.
"You stay here and watch Harry, I'll show you how to talk to these strangers." Ricked pushed the boy to one side and then the other. Rick pulled out his handy dandy ticket book and prepared to punish the zombies for triple parking on citizens.
But all the zombies, had a differn't plan, a plan named Attack the Rick Rocker.
"Looks like This is it, the author was right" Rick exclaimed. "No wonder he got them rewards for being such a good writer."
"Whats it like to die Rick?" Harry Asked.
"Harry, what are you doing here?" Rick asked back "Dids you sneak along in the back of my car car?"
"Yes sir."
"Lets die together Harry, I'll pretend your my son and you can pretend your my Dad."
But Voldimort listened in, and got his feelings touched. He and Rick weren't to different, they both just wanted to find their missing sons. Voltimorts Heart produced a super magic spell, and held it in the sky.
"Harry Potter," Voltimort Yelled form the town mountain cliff "I'm not saving you, I'm just saving Rick cause he is kinda cool."
The spelled removed the Zombies, and the day was saved. The Gang had a low fat dinner with Mrs. Tubber's home made cooking and zipped back to Griffendore on the Hagread scooter. Voltimort watched from the bove, pondering his feelings. "I hate that Harry Potter" he muttered.
Ron and Herminy got tuckered out from not being in the story and fell asleep. Harry sleepily looked onto the sunset.
"10 points for Voldemort." He whispered, right before he closed his eyes and dreamt of lollipop forests.
The End
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Harry Potter vs The Walking Dead
Harry Potpot read his favorite chimney book "The Diner Games" as the car of four traveled down adventure road.
"I thought only girls liked books." Ronn teased while playing Pokemon! on his game boy protable machine. Harry pouted, Herminy didn't hear Ron since she was listening to her favorite magic kids bop cd. MAGIC KIDS BOP 12. Not only is it in stores now, but it's right behind you.
"Quit teasing the babies," Haggread yelled form the driverguy seat. "I can barely hear Herminie's MAGIC KIDS BOP 12 cd rom, for desktop computers and portalble machine, over you." Hagread understood he should pick up a copy of MAGIC KIDS BOP 12.
Harry, Herm, RonJon, and Hagrad where headed to Fatmen's summer home for summer vactation fun fun fun.
"I cannot wait to see fatmen's house. How big do you think that house would be?" Harry asked
"Twelves pounders" The other three yelled back. Everybody had a good laugh at the reference to the inside joke, that was well established in the group when the reader wasn't looking.
Meanwhile in Walking Dead, Oregon, Dr. Dead man Zombie heckled and jeckled at the sight of his old comrad Volimorgue,
"Glad to meat you for the first time ever Dr. Zombie" No Noes Shrieked.
"The pleasure is mine, what evil deeds do you seek to have fulfilled." the zombie rickraddled back.
"Harry RonJon is headed this way to visit his dopy friend fartmen and I want to rid the world of Harry Potter forever."
"Forever is a long time," The wise Dr. Zombie responded. "Thats how long I've been living, you must really have a big playgroud crush on Harry or just really hate Harry Potter."
Volimord blushed. Could it be that he really loved Harry Potter like the stupid son he never had. Voltimort forgot why he always wanted to get that Harry Potter, maybe it was to appologize, maybe it was just to have a good time. Dr. Voltimort remembered all the good times he had with harrypottervs, maybe Harry was isomorphic to him. Like him, Harry was just looking for a friend, a friend to share his bucket of chicken mcnuggies with.
Chapter 2
The dead dead dead man inturupted Voltijorts metatation and brought him back from his lovey dove thoughts. "My, my is that gush forming out of your mouth, you rat cracker?" Zombie punged.
Volitmort wiped the pink slush from his mouth and the beard hair he'd been growing.
"Now you listen here, I want the most worst possible bad thing you got to cruch up Harry Potter!" Voltimorts demands mentally and physically cut Dr. Zombies left arm off. Dr. Zombie knew Volt ment buisnes and he would imploy the latest most dasteredly plan he ever thought up. ZOMBIES!
"Fear not Voltimort, I will deliver the plauge of zombies onto and one to one the townspeople of walking dead, oregon." Zombie and Volitmor laughed and laughed. It was only a matter of time till the bijection attacked the town.
And it was only a matter of time till the kids and the big guy hit mr and mrs fatmen's summer tub house, where MC Tubs himself resided.
"I cannot wait to have another glass of Mrs Tubs Butter Beer." Hagred bellowed. Of course Hagred was referring to a dish composed of nothing but warm melted butter. "They always make me feel right as rain and left as snow."
"Maybe that explains the way fatmen is?" Ron shoved.
"What do you mean?" Harry asked
"You know, he's always left as snow."
The gang arrived at the doors of Tubs mannor. One by one Hagred unbuckeld the kids form the motercycles and lifted them on the ground. Oopsidaisi. It was a that point that fatmen caught a load of his friends, shock and shock, he didn't expect them for another week.
"Mom didn't expect you for another week, you should go home" Fatmem informed walling them off from the house with his flab arms. But good ole Mrs. little Fatman's Mom flipped though the fat boy with a tray of butter stacks.
"Now now, fatstack, we don't have to send them away. Say, who wants a lard float?" The kind old lady stenched out a major blow to Hagrad's heart, two forbidden loves in one story. Hand me my good writer's award now.
"But Mommsy isn't today the day Rick the cop from walking dead comes over, we cannot have two guests???" The fatfub messed up, looks like his dark fat secret will be revealed.
"Don't worry about me Fatmen" Police Man Sherif Master sargent Rick intruted. "I just got a call on my radio that zombats are slam jammin all through town space. Better make my butter tubs an extra solid, I'll be eating on the runs."
"Mind if I come with, I'm a real go getter!" Harry lept at the chance to be in the spot light.
"Sure you can stow away in the trunk and I'll find you later."
Chapter 3
"Moan, Groan, shalom" The xombies roamed and domed through the city, could no one save the day? No, no one could. But maybe two? No, in this author's opion, not even that many has what it takes. Harry and the Rick pulled up to the xombie party in a 95' police car.
"You stay here and watch Harry, I'll show you how to talk to these strangers." Ricked pushed the boy to one side and then the other. Rick pulled out his handy dandy ticket book and prepared to punish the zombies for triple parking on citizens.
But all the zombies, had a differn't plan, a plan named Attack the Rick Rocker.
"Looks like This is it, the author was right" Rick exclaimed. "No wonder he got them rewards for being such a good writer."
"Whats it like to die Rick?" Harry Asked.
"Harry, what are you doing here?" Rick asked back "Dids you sneak along in the back of my car car?"
"Yes sir."
"Lets die together Harry, I'll pretend your my son and you can pretend your my Dad."
But Voldimort listened in, and got his feelings touched. He and Rick weren't to different, they both just wanted to find their missing sons. Voltimorts Heart produced a super magic spell, and held it in the sky.
"Harry Potter," Voltimort Yelled form the town mountain cliff "I'm not saving you, I'm just saving Rick cause he is kinda cool."
The spelled removed the Zombies, and the day was saved. The Gang had a low fat dinner with Mrs. Tubber's home made cooking and zipped back to Griffendore on the Hagread scooter. Voltimort watched from the bove, pondering his feelings. "I hate that Harry Potter" he muttered.
Ron and Herminy got tuckered out from not being in the story and fell asleep. Harry sleepily looked onto the sunset.
"10 points for Voldemort." He whispered, right before he closed his eyes and dreamt of lollipop forests.
The End
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Harry Potter vs The Walking Dead
Thursday, May 17, 2012
Harry Powder and The Long Haul
Chapter 1
Harry had never been to a mall before, let alone the wizard mall known as Digon Ally. Harry, Herminy, and Ron were taking the day off from studying stupid magic to recklessly spend their parents money on things the would regret.
"Hold onto our hands so you don't get lost Harry." Herminy intructed.
Harry and his friends walked by ultra colorful shops full of dresses, candy, video games, books, sporting goods, and wands. It was a sensory mega load. Harry's brain felt like it was about to explode.
"I've never been more happy in my life before." Harry whispered.
But harry spoke too soon, as the young wizboy walked by the coolest thing ever, the Nimbus 20. Harry scooped his brain up off the floor and put it back in his now exposed skull. Once he had composiur to talk again he opened his fat mouth.
"What is that?" Harry was an idiot.
"Thats the Nimbus 20, its the largest and most powerful wand in all of the wizarding world of Harry Potter." Ron informed the wee-lad.
Harry had a silly idea, he thought maybe he could be better at magic than Herminy if he had a super wand like that.
Just then Voltimor was over hearing the young duffs from afar. His evil intentions were blushing as he came up with his devilous sceem. Pulling on a pair of plaid jeans and a wife lovers over shirt and then slipped incogneeto into the crowds of Digonally.
Chapter 2
The three kids juiced over to the mall's super fly eatery. Ron jammed on his noodle sheshkobab like a fat guy and Herminy bought three pounds of raw beef. Harry just looked down at his empty cup wondering how he could get that wand without actually paying for it.
Maybe I can be of assistance. Voltimore walked up the dump kids.
"Why would we want your help voltigon?" Ron chuckled. "You couldn't smell your way out of a paper bag."
Voltimore steamed, Ron could have atleast tried harder to make a joke about him not having a nose. But No nose kept his cool, he couldn't reveal his plans just yet.
"Say Harry, you're a pretty doopy guy, you should get a better wand." Voltimore broke the ice, he had em now.
"I guess your right voltimore, getting a wand would be easier than putting my mind to it." Yes! this plan was working great now for the finisher.
"Why don't you come back tonight and we can rob the store and take the wand for ourselves." Voltimore proposed.
Harry began to shake the mans hands. This jerk was alright after all, or at least thats what Harry thought.
Later that night, Harry, Voltimort and their driver sometimes called Ryan parked outside the wand spot.
"You got five minute, I don't hold your bag, I don't do birthdays, I don't stop for potty breaks." Driver explained.
Voltimort was a little depressed as he forgot to go before hand.
"I'll go scope out the area and do a few incantations before we break in Harry." Voltimort got out of the car and left Harry all alone with Driver.
Driver and Harry stared at each other without blinking.
"Can I have a tooth pick?" Harry asked. Driver abliged.
"You don't look like a bad guy to me, Harry." Driver cut the silence. "Why are you stealing a wand, you got your whole life ahead of you."
"I'm no good at magic compared to friends." Harry started to explain but it was too late, Harry potter was about to be dead.
Chapter 3
"I got the wand Harry, say goodbye to being alive." Voltimort streched out the wand and fired a few magic attacks at the getaway car.
Driver shot into action, he pluged his car into the nearest outlet and turned it on. He zipped and zapped down the highways, but Voltimort on the wand was fast and kept up with them flying right behind.
"Looks like you can do nothing but run without your friends Harry P." Voltman Taughted waving his shamefully powerful wand above his head for all to see.
Driver was running out of options, he used up all his secret streets and driving moves but Voltimore with his wand was too great.
"Harry, fire a magic." Driver exclaimed.
"I cant I no wand wand." Harry for got his wand in some pocket.
"Here take this," Driver handed Harry his one and only tooth pick.
Driver opened the roof of his car and pressed a button to raise harry's seat. Harry took the tooth pick and with all his might turned voltimots wand into noodles.
Voltimore's wand turned to mush, he fell to the ground and Harry and Driver got away.
"I hate em. I hate em. I hate them!" Voltimore thrashed on the ground.
Driver pulled up to Hogwarts, and opened Harry's door for him.
"I knew you could do it Harry, being the most powerful made Voltimore too arrogant and vulnerable. Being weak and humble made voltimores defeat unexpected." Driver explained.
"Keep the toothpick, and take this" Driver handed Harry his bloody scorpion jacket.
"Thanks Driver, I have one for you too." Harry handed him a letter of recommendation.
Driver looked at it and then looked at Harry, and then back and the paper, and then he got in his car and drove away. He was so excited he had never won anything before in his life.
The End
Harry Potter vs Drive
Harry had never been to a mall before, let alone the wizard mall known as Digon Ally. Harry, Herminy, and Ron were taking the day off from studying stupid magic to recklessly spend their parents money on things the would regret.
"Hold onto our hands so you don't get lost Harry." Herminy intructed.
Harry and his friends walked by ultra colorful shops full of dresses, candy, video games, books, sporting goods, and wands. It was a sensory mega load. Harry's brain felt like it was about to explode.
"I've never been more happy in my life before." Harry whispered.
But harry spoke too soon, as the young wizboy walked by the coolest thing ever, the Nimbus 20. Harry scooped his brain up off the floor and put it back in his now exposed skull. Once he had composiur to talk again he opened his fat mouth.
"What is that?" Harry was an idiot.
"Thats the Nimbus 20, its the largest and most powerful wand in all of the wizarding world of Harry Potter." Ron informed the wee-lad.
Harry had a silly idea, he thought maybe he could be better at magic than Herminy if he had a super wand like that.
Just then Voltimor was over hearing the young duffs from afar. His evil intentions were blushing as he came up with his devilous sceem. Pulling on a pair of plaid jeans and a wife lovers over shirt and then slipped incogneeto into the crowds of Digonally.
Chapter 2
The three kids juiced over to the mall's super fly eatery. Ron jammed on his noodle sheshkobab like a fat guy and Herminy bought three pounds of raw beef. Harry just looked down at his empty cup wondering how he could get that wand without actually paying for it.
Maybe I can be of assistance. Voltimore walked up the dump kids.
"Why would we want your help voltigon?" Ron chuckled. "You couldn't smell your way out of a paper bag."
Voltimore steamed, Ron could have atleast tried harder to make a joke about him not having a nose. But No nose kept his cool, he couldn't reveal his plans just yet.
"Say Harry, you're a pretty doopy guy, you should get a better wand." Voltimore broke the ice, he had em now.
"I guess your right voltimore, getting a wand would be easier than putting my mind to it." Yes! this plan was working great now for the finisher.
"Why don't you come back tonight and we can rob the store and take the wand for ourselves." Voltimore proposed.
Harry began to shake the mans hands. This jerk was alright after all, or at least thats what Harry thought.
Later that night, Harry, Voltimort and their driver sometimes called Ryan parked outside the wand spot.
"You got five minute, I don't hold your bag, I don't do birthdays, I don't stop for potty breaks." Driver explained.
Voltimort was a little depressed as he forgot to go before hand.
"I'll go scope out the area and do a few incantations before we break in Harry." Voltimort got out of the car and left Harry all alone with Driver.
Driver and Harry stared at each other without blinking.
"Can I have a tooth pick?" Harry asked. Driver abliged.
"You don't look like a bad guy to me, Harry." Driver cut the silence. "Why are you stealing a wand, you got your whole life ahead of you."
"I'm no good at magic compared to friends." Harry started to explain but it was too late, Harry potter was about to be dead.
Chapter 3
"I got the wand Harry, say goodbye to being alive." Voltimort streched out the wand and fired a few magic attacks at the getaway car.
Driver shot into action, he pluged his car into the nearest outlet and turned it on. He zipped and zapped down the highways, but Voltimort on the wand was fast and kept up with them flying right behind.
"Looks like you can do nothing but run without your friends Harry P." Voltman Taughted waving his shamefully powerful wand above his head for all to see.
Driver was running out of options, he used up all his secret streets and driving moves but Voltimore with his wand was too great.
"Harry, fire a magic." Driver exclaimed.
"I cant I no wand wand." Harry for got his wand in some pocket.
"Here take this," Driver handed Harry his one and only tooth pick.
Driver opened the roof of his car and pressed a button to raise harry's seat. Harry took the tooth pick and with all his might turned voltimots wand into noodles.
Voltimore's wand turned to mush, he fell to the ground and Harry and Driver got away.
"I hate em. I hate em. I hate them!" Voltimore thrashed on the ground.
Driver pulled up to Hogwarts, and opened Harry's door for him.
"I knew you could do it Harry, being the most powerful made Voltimore too arrogant and vulnerable. Being weak and humble made voltimores defeat unexpected." Driver explained.
"Keep the toothpick, and take this" Driver handed Harry his bloody scorpion jacket.
"Thanks Driver, I have one for you too." Harry handed him a letter of recommendation.
Driver looked at it and then looked at Harry, and then back and the paper, and then he got in his car and drove away. He was so excited he had never won anything before in his life.
The End
Harry Potter vs Drive
Saturday, January 7, 2012
Harry Potter and the Hungry Game
Chapter 1
Old man Vollydorf stretched an evil long arm out of the shadows and to the old chinesse man.
"Sell me the mistic plant so I may destroy harry potter and his goonies." Voltimort said...
"You make a wise offer Mr. Bad Guy" The Old Man replied petting the plant a new one. "But you will need to offer all of your love to this plant. There are three rules."
"I don't really care what the rules are! just slam the plant my way."
The the twisted oldy slided the No noser the treat and they both disappeared into their own piles of smoke. Maybe because they were both old bad guys? Maybe becuase the old plant seller liked to smoke? Yes, the Old man did smoke, a cigar of curiosity.
"Why would anyone want Audry 2 the plant??? Maybe its because they are up to no good."
Meanwhile at Gyrphondoor the gang was heating up the barbeque for a summer delight.
"I cannot wait to have my photo taken with the sun!" Ron cringed. Herminy booked on book screen getting ready for the big summer read. Fatman had come along aswell, he too wanted to sommer down and have some fun. Fatman booked on a BIG BIG heywhyan shirt and followed behind carrying pounds and pounds of food. No, this is a fat joke, the food is in him. He is really carrying the charcoal to light the fire. While his friends went out the front lawn to get the festivities going, Harry followed behind caried tons of the magic food. No Joke.
"This is my first summer ever!" Harry was excited, he had never won anything before in his life before. But before Harry could get all the way to his friends, the chapter broke.
Chapter 2
A poof of non fart actual evil gas appeared behind the Harry.
"Harry," the gas voice called "Harry."
Harry's Scared went up his back, zam zam. Harry turned the self around and looked at an old evil hand extending out with a plant in its grasp.
"Who are you evil spirit?" Harry Questioned?
"I'm the evil lord Voltimort." The voice replied "Take this potted plant and take care of it aswell."
Harry toook the plant. He loooked at it. Its like a paronnah plant from Super Merio. Harry did a little dance and the smoke walked away.
"I cannot believe I got my first plant"
"Get the grammers over ere." Ron shouted from the grill, his hands working away at preparing the good stuff. Yes yes.
Harry trotted over plant in hand, food in hand as well. Harry set the plant down and the plant started eating eating all the food.
"Rip'n Locker slaps! Harry your dang plant is only eating all the magic food." Ron exploded.
"I think it likes the magic." Herminy explained the plot.
But the plant had its own things to say "Feed me Harry, Feed me all night long"
"does it have to be magic?" Harry reponed
"does it have to be mine?"
Harry couldn't beilieve someone was actually talking to him.
"He will eat all the food!" Fatman revealed his secret concerns.
For fatmen all seemed hopeless.
"Maybe I can help." Suddenly Seymour from Little Shop of Horrors arrived.
"This was a plan by your volio to get you to no longer believe in the bueaty of plants." Saymore explained.
Just now, the plant began to grow and grow. Bigger than Harry, bigger than the macho macho ron,
even bigger then Haggred, thats right the plant was as big as Fatman.
"Looks like things have gone from normal to bad." Ron exclaimed. The plant thrashed about and continued to eat all the magic food. No wait that was fatman, I'm three for three. The plant whipped about and struck down all of Harry's Friends. Harry was mad now.
"Seymourman, how do we beat this thing." Harry asked.
Seymour remember the 3 crazy rools from when he had the plant.
"We have to over feed it till the dang thing explodes!" Seymore said as he evaded and dodged threw the plants attacks.
Harry slide the his sweet sweet wand out of his shirt wand protecter and started jammin some
dang magic into plants mouth piece.
"Die monster you don't belong in this world" Harry screamed.
The magic was working but the plant gots its way. Whip whap. The vines strangled drangled Harry, his wand dropped from his hand. Was all lost. Yes. This was the end. Harry died.
Chapter 3
But Harry wasn't died yet.
"Seymour! we need your help!" Harry screamed
"But I cannot magic... I'm just a poor boy from skid row."
Harry was touched, by the plant, but also by Semours story. He too is a child of skid row and
was hated by uptown.
"Syemour, I don't care about your past, I believe you can magic, Seymour I accept." harry cheered.
"We all accept you Seymour." Harry's friends said, not sure why.
Just then the magic letter appeared infront of Seymour and he was accepted into magic school. He won something for once. Seymour Jumped and cramm jammed a fat blast of magic into the monster plant. Somehow the plant went back to normal and only ate sunlight. All was well and voltimore was defeted. Harry had learned a lesson of life, you don't need to come from skid row to be great, you could just be yourself.
"Hey harry come on and hotdog with us." ron called
"Sure one sec." Harry walked to seymour. "Will you stay here with us and learn magic, you could be my friend here."
Seymour looked down at the dumpy kid.
"I came here because i wanted to learn magic and impress Audry, but you taught me I can do anythingthing, I'm sorry Harry but my time here his up." Seymour then walked off, a little sad he had no reason to stay.
Harry too was sad.
"Het Seymour why not stay for a veggie burg."
So Seymour, Harry, Rarry, Herminer and Fatguy benched and pigged out.
THE END
Harry Potter vs. Little Shop of Horrors
Old man Vollydorf stretched an evil long arm out of the shadows and to the old chinesse man.
"Sell me the mistic plant so I may destroy harry potter and his goonies." Voltimort said...
"You make a wise offer Mr. Bad Guy" The Old Man replied petting the plant a new one. "But you will need to offer all of your love to this plant. There are three rules."
"I don't really care what the rules are! just slam the plant my way."
The the twisted oldy slided the No noser the treat and they both disappeared into their own piles of smoke. Maybe because they were both old bad guys? Maybe becuase the old plant seller liked to smoke? Yes, the Old man did smoke, a cigar of curiosity.
"Why would anyone want Audry 2 the plant??? Maybe its because they are up to no good."
Meanwhile at Gyrphondoor the gang was heating up the barbeque for a summer delight.
"I cannot wait to have my photo taken with the sun!" Ron cringed. Herminy booked on book screen getting ready for the big summer read. Fatman had come along aswell, he too wanted to sommer down and have some fun. Fatman booked on a BIG BIG heywhyan shirt and followed behind carrying pounds and pounds of food. No, this is a fat joke, the food is in him. He is really carrying the charcoal to light the fire. While his friends went out the front lawn to get the festivities going, Harry followed behind caried tons of the magic food. No Joke.
"This is my first summer ever!" Harry was excited, he had never won anything before in his life before. But before Harry could get all the way to his friends, the chapter broke.
Chapter 2
A poof of non fart actual evil gas appeared behind the Harry.
"Harry," the gas voice called "Harry."
Harry's Scared went up his back, zam zam. Harry turned the self around and looked at an old evil hand extending out with a plant in its grasp.
"Who are you evil spirit?" Harry Questioned?
"I'm the evil lord Voltimort." The voice replied "Take this potted plant and take care of it aswell."
Harry toook the plant. He loooked at it. Its like a paronnah plant from Super Merio. Harry did a little dance and the smoke walked away.
"I cannot believe I got my first plant"
"Get the grammers over ere." Ron shouted from the grill, his hands working away at preparing the good stuff. Yes yes.
Harry trotted over plant in hand, food in hand as well. Harry set the plant down and the plant started eating eating all the food.
"Rip'n Locker slaps! Harry your dang plant is only eating all the magic food." Ron exploded.
"I think it likes the magic." Herminy explained the plot.
But the plant had its own things to say "Feed me Harry, Feed me all night long"
"does it have to be magic?" Harry reponed
"does it have to be mine?"
Harry couldn't beilieve someone was actually talking to him.
"He will eat all the food!" Fatman revealed his secret concerns.
For fatmen all seemed hopeless.
"Maybe I can help." Suddenly Seymour from Little Shop of Horrors arrived.
"This was a plan by your volio to get you to no longer believe in the bueaty of plants." Saymore explained.
Just now, the plant began to grow and grow. Bigger than Harry, bigger than the macho macho ron,
even bigger then Haggred, thats right the plant was as big as Fatman.
"Looks like things have gone from normal to bad." Ron exclaimed. The plant thrashed about and continued to eat all the magic food. No wait that was fatman, I'm three for three. The plant whipped about and struck down all of Harry's Friends. Harry was mad now.
"Seymourman, how do we beat this thing." Harry asked.
Seymour remember the 3 crazy rools from when he had the plant.
"We have to over feed it till the dang thing explodes!" Seymore said as he evaded and dodged threw the plants attacks.
Harry slide the his sweet sweet wand out of his shirt wand protecter and started jammin some
dang magic into plants mouth piece.
"Die monster you don't belong in this world" Harry screamed.
The magic was working but the plant gots its way. Whip whap. The vines strangled drangled Harry, his wand dropped from his hand. Was all lost. Yes. This was the end. Harry died.
Chapter 3
But Harry wasn't died yet.
"Seymour! we need your help!" Harry screamed
"But I cannot magic... I'm just a poor boy from skid row."
Harry was touched, by the plant, but also by Semours story. He too is a child of skid row and
was hated by uptown.
"Syemour, I don't care about your past, I believe you can magic, Seymour I accept." harry cheered.
"We all accept you Seymour." Harry's friends said, not sure why.
Just then the magic letter appeared infront of Seymour and he was accepted into magic school. He won something for once. Seymour Jumped and cramm jammed a fat blast of magic into the monster plant. Somehow the plant went back to normal and only ate sunlight. All was well and voltimore was defeted. Harry had learned a lesson of life, you don't need to come from skid row to be great, you could just be yourself.
"Hey harry come on and hotdog with us." ron called
"Sure one sec." Harry walked to seymour. "Will you stay here with us and learn magic, you could be my friend here."
Seymour looked down at the dumpy kid.
"I came here because i wanted to learn magic and impress Audry, but you taught me I can do anythingthing, I'm sorry Harry but my time here his up." Seymour then walked off, a little sad he had no reason to stay.
Harry too was sad.
"Het Seymour why not stay for a veggie burg."
So Seymour, Harry, Rarry, Herminer and Fatguy benched and pigged out.
THE END
Harry Potter vs. Little Shop of Horrors
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