Chapter 1
One bright day in the middle of the night, Dumbledore got tired of caring about those stupid kids.
"I need my own vacation from those losers" Dumbler rolled.
So Dr. Bumblebore hired his best friend Hagread to take the kids out for the day on a field trip. Hagread was a biggy big guy, not like fat but more like a giant mucsleman. I guess he just eat his veggies and fattables like a good little mouth stuffer.
So anyways enough setting this up, lets get to the nitty gribby. Harry is sitting around the campfire with a bunch of freshies. Ron was getting bored and bored, yawn towns came out of any Ron mouth. Hermine was disproving all the ghost stories in her head, what a lame wad. Harry was new to everything so he was a scardy frog. Hagread waved his wand glow stick and held it to his nose, illuminating his facial hair.
"And the calls were coming from inside the phone." Hagread read from his book of scares.
Harry goosed bumps all over his body. He hid under seven blankets each with there own magic seal. Fatmen continued to stuff his face full of marshmels and other suger blobs. He was a sticky mess.
"Lets leave un-supera-vised, gang" Ron egged the gang on.
Herminie and fatmen jumped at the chance to get out of drulls vill and into scary dark forest. Harry stayed and listened to Hargeads deep voice. And wilson was setting up camp somewhere else.
"House from House MD why don't you help me tent up the tent." Wilson whined.
House just smoothed on some cool jazz from his iCane. He wasn't about to play by the rules today, or atleast thats what he thought.
House decided to make fart noises out of his mouth at Wislon and walk off into the uncharted woods. Wilson tried to walk after him but he needed to feed all the woodland creatures first.
"That'll buy he some time" House'd said.
Chapter 2
It was now that Ron and Hermmy started to realise something about unmoving fatmen.
"Hey fatmen, why not fill that face some more" Ron whispered to the fatest member.
But Fatmen didn't say anything. He was just covered in the sugery sweets.
"Fatmen must be sleeping Ron." Herminie deduced.
But she was wrong, Fatmen was Dead. But Fatmen wasn't dead yet, he was just in a trouble.
"What are we gonna do Girl Harry, we'll be kicked out of magic for killing off the fatguy." Ron shrieked.
Just then a smooth House flew into the scene. He pulled out his cane comb and moved it through his beard hair.
"Sup kids" House spokeded.
"House from House!" The kids said.
Ron picked up a boulder and threw it at the glass house.
"Die!-ignose this rock!" Ron challenged
"This rock has Lemon fever!" House battled back.
The rock became a lemon. House lived. Herminei swooned. Ron picked up the lemon and beat it against his leg. Trying to break a bone to be like house.
Wilson stumbled onto a campfire of girlscouts.
"Hello kids! have you seen a doctor near by" Wilson introduced himself
"No!" Hagread bellowed "But would you like to join our magic school."
"Then I could bring patients back to life and stop house from stealing my lunch. Thanks" Wilson sat down next to a blanket fort and Harry popped out.
"You can hide with me." Harry friendlied.
"Thanks kid, here let me fix your scar." Wilson pulled out his magic wand and turned the scar on Harry's head into a sweet death metal skull tatoo. Instant freindship.
Chapter 3
"You got to save our Fatmen" Herminie begged.
House considered all of the fatmen. Which is tough because you have to stand pretty far back to consider all of him. Ron began biting his nails. House got an idea.
"Usually the solution makes no sense at all until I explain it," House broke. "so lets just do stuff till I think of something."
"Like what" Ron asked.
"Start filling his mouth with more suger cubes. He is in a sugar frieght", House Ordered, "we need to set his sugar counter back to 00 by taking it to 99 and adding one more."
The team ran around trying to dunk baskets into fatmens mouth. Fatmen chewed up the sugar, it was working, hurrah. But he wasn't there yet, he just needed a little bit more of something.
"What if he needs a magic blast. Herminie guessed
"You might be right girl" House suprising agreed with someone.
Herminie shot a tickle wave spell at fatmen. But no giggles appeared.
"That won't work" House interupted. "We need a spell with a heavy bass."
For some reason there was a time limit and Fatmen was about to be timed out of life.
"Maybe I can help" Wilson smeered From the tree line, Harry in tow.
"Wilson you rube, you can't do anything cool like me." House limped.
Wilson plugged House's Gibson Guitar, from earlier in the story, into Harry's head.
"Go." Harry screamed raising his wand into the sky.
Wilson strummed a heavy blow on the strings of the hulkalaly. The Heavy bass coming from Harry was just what the fatmen needed. Every one was saved thanks to a cool Wilson.
"I was wrong about you wilson, why don't you join my gang" House suggested.
"I don't need you to validate my coolness anymore House." Wilson stood "I've been accepted into magic school, I've never won anything before in my life."
"Thats cool" House shadded his eyes "I was gonna make the show more about relationships and drug abuse than medican anyway."
So House and Wilson jammed on the unpowered electric guitars into the night.
Harry was reunited with his friends, they all had a 5 man group hug, because Fatmen had to buy two seats.
"Harry," Ron Noticed "Your scar turned back to normal boring stupid lame lightning."
"I guess I used all the skull power up to save Fatmen." Harry concluded
Harry lost what made him cool but Wilson taught him to believe in himself. Harry wasn't afraid of the words Hagread puked anymore. So Harry Ron, and Herminie moved the campfire to be closer to Fatmen, he wasn't about to move, and listened to another one of Hagread's story. Who knows, maybe Hagread will tell them this one.
The End
Harry Potter vs House MD
Sunday, September 25, 2011
Saturday, September 17, 2011
Harry Scott and The Never Ending Dream
Chapter 1
Harry had a bad day and Harry was a fat beat.
"Dang, what a hard day at school I had today at school"
Harry wiped the sweat poop off his brow and collapsed on his bed. He congured a fat stack of water to appear in his glasses, gulp gulp gulp. Harry's eyes began to give into the lie, the lie that you had to sleep with your eyes closed, and harry fell asleep.
"Sleep well my princes," Harry said to himself.
However, even in harry's dream he was not safe from people barjing into his room and waking him up.
"Stupid stranger" Harry yelled "You woke me up, what do you want?"
Harry began spawning elephants, snakes, and other indian delecasies until the man stated which one he wanted. However this stranger didn't want any of that gross food, he wanted something a bit harder to get.
"You in a dream, Harry P." Said The guy from Inception, played by the ever cool Leonardo DiCaprio.
"Larry D.!" Harry giggled, he was happy to have a celeb see him in his jammies.
"You're in a dream Harry, its a dangerous place, I'll need your help, you have to take me to where Dumbleman keeps his letters of recamindations."
"But thats a secret," Harry was conflicted. He wanted to help the big star but at the same time he wanted to not help the big star.
"I'll help you" harry settled
"You'll need a totem harry" The inception guy said "Here take mine."
The mystery man handed harry a smooth top, but not like one you wear over your red neck bear belly, this is one was like a metal draddle.
"Gee, thanks minster." Harry gleemed, he had never won anything before in his life. The two new best friends walked off into the halls of Gryphondore.
Chapter 2
Ron and Herminie were looking for their friend Harry, where could they be be. Ron suggested looking in the caffateria, oh Ronny, ha ah ha, Herminie wanted to look in the libbery, but thats becasue she is inlove with books. But while they fought, they met a very curios character.
"Sup, Arthur" Ron Ronned
"Hey guys have you seen Cobby Cob, I lost him somewhere here in Gryphintown and I thought he would come here." Chummed Arthur
"He must be with Harry because he is also missing. And only missing people can see other missing people." Herminie concluded.
"We can look for them in my fleet of air planes" Said a mystery man, hiding in a locker.
"SAITO!" The three kids cried in at once
"You best be respecting my mother earth." Arthur joked with Saito
"Of course these are magic plane planes, brurm brurm."
So each character got into their own plane and looked around but couldn't find the Harry or the Corn Cobb.
Speaking of which, those two dirt lovers were holding hands looking for a magic paper in dumbledore's hall.
"Its around here somewhere, let me check this secret passage"
Harry pulled books from the bookcase, and bookcase exploded. So now the two worked there way up the staircase, to the real secret chamber of Fumbledore.
"Is it near here Har?" Cobb used Harry's new nick name.
Harry was about to throw up all over Cobb, he had never been happier in his entire life.
"This is the best dream ever!" Harry Squeeled.
Chapter 3
"Harry?" Herminie shouted
"Harry?" Ron too
"Harry? Harry?" Harry didn't recognize the other two but he was sure they were total doods.
Cobb was jumping like he had to go to the bathroom, but more like he really wanted that paper.
"Harry we got to get that paper now, or the bad guys will get us." Cobb alerted
Harry got scared, but then remembered so magic spells.
"Magic Paper Finder super action squad force go!" Harry chanted
Objects from around the room formed into a 6 inch tall robot and the robot jumped around. But then it stopped at a drawer and got out some magic paper.
Cobb got the paper, he got it, he got it. But then the other entered.
"I got the papers losers." Cobb gloted.
"Cobb, put the paper down, you don't need to do this" Arthur shouted
"But I can invite Mol to magic school and then she will talk to me agian." Cobb cried.
Harry had grave truth fall on his face, it hit him like a piece of pizza.
"This isn't a dream, is it?" Harry said questioningly
"It will soon my your nightmare!" Voltomort said from across the room. "Give the paper to me Leo."
Cob had been tricked this whole time, The one guy who didn't have a name wanted the paper so he could go to magic school.
Harry knew what he had to do, he grabbed the paper and invited Cobb to magic school. Cob took the paper and read it.
"It says I've been accepted to magic school, I've never been more excited before in my life." Cob smiled at Volvimore.
"Oh, poopey toopey" NoName shrugged and walked out of the room.
Dumbledoor walked into the his office to see 5 kids just standing there, paper every where.
"Get out of my office!" Dumbledore mouthed.
The five left, some crying from the scolding, 50 points lost, but friends gained. All will be fine with time. Leo hung his fist at Harry.
"We cool Har?"
Harry dogged him back.
"We cool Cob."
Cob, Arthur, and Saito got into the four planes and flew away. Ron crammed a food in his mouth, Herminie crammed a book in her eyes, and Harry finally got a sleep.
The End
Harry Potter vs Inception
Harry had a bad day and Harry was a fat beat.
"Dang, what a hard day at school I had today at school"
Harry wiped the sweat poop off his brow and collapsed on his bed. He congured a fat stack of water to appear in his glasses, gulp gulp gulp. Harry's eyes began to give into the lie, the lie that you had to sleep with your eyes closed, and harry fell asleep.
"Sleep well my princes," Harry said to himself.
However, even in harry's dream he was not safe from people barjing into his room and waking him up.
"Stupid stranger" Harry yelled "You woke me up, what do you want?"
Harry began spawning elephants, snakes, and other indian delecasies until the man stated which one he wanted. However this stranger didn't want any of that gross food, he wanted something a bit harder to get.
"You in a dream, Harry P." Said The guy from Inception, played by the ever cool Leonardo DiCaprio.
"Larry D.!" Harry giggled, he was happy to have a celeb see him in his jammies.
"You're in a dream Harry, its a dangerous place, I'll need your help, you have to take me to where Dumbleman keeps his letters of recamindations."
"But thats a secret," Harry was conflicted. He wanted to help the big star but at the same time he wanted to not help the big star.
"I'll help you" harry settled
"You'll need a totem harry" The inception guy said "Here take mine."
The mystery man handed harry a smooth top, but not like one you wear over your red neck bear belly, this is one was like a metal draddle.
"Gee, thanks minster." Harry gleemed, he had never won anything before in his life. The two new best friends walked off into the halls of Gryphondore.
Chapter 2
Ron and Herminie were looking for their friend Harry, where could they be be. Ron suggested looking in the caffateria, oh Ronny, ha ah ha, Herminie wanted to look in the libbery, but thats becasue she is inlove with books. But while they fought, they met a very curios character.
"Sup, Arthur" Ron Ronned
"Hey guys have you seen Cobby Cob, I lost him somewhere here in Gryphintown and I thought he would come here." Chummed Arthur
"He must be with Harry because he is also missing. And only missing people can see other missing people." Herminie concluded.
"We can look for them in my fleet of air planes" Said a mystery man, hiding in a locker.
"SAITO!" The three kids cried in at once
"You best be respecting my mother earth." Arthur joked with Saito
"Of course these are magic plane planes, brurm brurm."
So each character got into their own plane and looked around but couldn't find the Harry or the Corn Cobb.
Speaking of which, those two dirt lovers were holding hands looking for a magic paper in dumbledore's hall.
"Its around here somewhere, let me check this secret passage"
Harry pulled books from the bookcase, and bookcase exploded. So now the two worked there way up the staircase, to the real secret chamber of Fumbledore.
"Is it near here Har?" Cobb used Harry's new nick name.
Harry was about to throw up all over Cobb, he had never been happier in his entire life.
"This is the best dream ever!" Harry Squeeled.
Chapter 3
"Harry?" Herminie shouted
"Harry?" Ron too
"Harry? Harry?" Harry didn't recognize the other two but he was sure they were total doods.
Cobb was jumping like he had to go to the bathroom, but more like he really wanted that paper.
"Harry we got to get that paper now, or the bad guys will get us." Cobb alerted
Harry got scared, but then remembered so magic spells.
"Magic Paper Finder super action squad force go!" Harry chanted
Objects from around the room formed into a 6 inch tall robot and the robot jumped around. But then it stopped at a drawer and got out some magic paper.
Cobb got the paper, he got it, he got it. But then the other entered.
"I got the papers losers." Cobb gloted.
"Cobb, put the paper down, you don't need to do this" Arthur shouted
"But I can invite Mol to magic school and then she will talk to me agian." Cobb cried.
Harry had grave truth fall on his face, it hit him like a piece of pizza.
"This isn't a dream, is it?" Harry said questioningly
"It will soon my your nightmare!" Voltomort said from across the room. "Give the paper to me Leo."
Cob had been tricked this whole time, The one guy who didn't have a name wanted the paper so he could go to magic school.
Harry knew what he had to do, he grabbed the paper and invited Cobb to magic school. Cob took the paper and read it.
"It says I've been accepted to magic school, I've never been more excited before in my life." Cob smiled at Volvimore.
"Oh, poopey toopey" NoName shrugged and walked out of the room.
Dumbledoor walked into the his office to see 5 kids just standing there, paper every where.
"Get out of my office!" Dumbledore mouthed.
The five left, some crying from the scolding, 50 points lost, but friends gained. All will be fine with time. Leo hung his fist at Harry.
"We cool Har?"
Harry dogged him back.
"We cool Cob."
Cob, Arthur, and Saito got into the four planes and flew away. Ron crammed a food in his mouth, Herminie crammed a book in her eyes, and Harry finally got a sleep.
The End
Harry Potter vs Inception
Saturday, September 10, 2011
Harry Potter and The Ghostly Toilet
Chapter 1
Achu. and Ascrew. Harry let out snot fart after snot fart. The boy couldn't help it, he was compelled to sneeze and sneeze.
"This is a curse by Malfow I bet!" Harry said inbetween em.
But our Hero was wrong as always, Malfow wasn't even going to be in this story, but Ron was. Ron sogged into the his and harry's bedroom.
"Ice peed my pants," Ron said, still half asleep.
"Good thing you were wearing that diaper, Ron" Harry complimented."Who could have cursed us?"
Ron had a good cold think. But before Ron's slow as grass brain could grow, Herminie ran into the room herself, her own curse intow.
"Even though I have things to do I can't stop playing pokemon." Herminie sobbed. To be continued.
The three friends were in trouble. Poopey Doopey Trouble. The three of them sat down to form a super think. But just as they made a tricircle a ghast popped out from the floor.
"Boo, I'm the bad guy!" The ghost spooked.
Ron screamed all the pee into his huggies.
"Whats all this hoople" Old man Dumblebum enquired from the doorway, still in night cap.
"We've been magicsed" Harry informed sneezing into his sneeze hand, then wiping it on his shirt. "The ghost did it."
"I don't believe in ghosts I better call the ghost busters" Dumbledot pulled out his wand and called the G.B.s.
Chapter 2
The Ghosters from ghost busters were sitting at their kitchen table playing there favorite board game spegetios.
"Spegetios!" Egon called.
"Looks like Egon wins again" Chimed the Bill Murry
Grimmer their pet slime let out a boo and hiss and then a telephone noise. Oh no wait, that was the telephone.
"The spooky detectives, how may I help?" Winsten picked up. "Hmm hmm. Hmmm hmmm. mmm? Hmm, hmm, mmm."
"Good news everyone, its time for another case!" Ego informed.
"Where is it this time nerd head?" Bill Murry witted.
"The Gyrphondore Libarry, we better bring are ghost pacs with us" Winsten smierd.
So Winsten, Egon, Billy, and Grimer slid into a cool car and flew over Gryphondore.
"This place is almost as big as my lunch" Bill Elbowed all his friends.
Harry and Herrminy met up with the four dusters.
"Where is Ron?" Egon asked, since he was the smart one.
"Dumbledore said Ronny was stinky, so he is changing him and then putting him down for his nap." Herminie smarted back.
"Lets rock and load" Winsten charged.
The six characters is too many so Grimer goes on some dumb side plot.
Chapter 3
The five characters enter the scary cave where the stank spirits were coming from. Amillion bats flew around, no one could see a think.
"I can't see a sing" Winsten spoke. "Hermy use a jive spell"
"I don't remember with this gameboy, but I can do this" Herminie threw her Gameboy at the bats. Super Effective. All the bats fainted. As the friends got closer to the tiolet where all the ghosts were emerging from, the gang started to fire their guns.
"Bang Bang" Billy Murry said.
"I think I can get twenty" Egon boasted
"I want to shoot too." Harry Whined. But he got a gun and sneezed and bill murry was shot and died. But he wasn't dead yet so harry carried him.
"You cannot carry me forever" Billy said
Just then Mr. Murry began to glow and with his dying breath he turned into the sword of Gryphondore. Harry took the sword and with tears in his eyes, from all the sneezing, he thrusted the sword into the tiolet and the tiolet exploded. And the curses were gone. And so were the ghosts.
Trumpets burped magical tunes, the day was saved thanks to the gang. At the great lunch hall Egon, Grimer, Winsten, and Bill Murry were given medals of honour and were accepted into magic school.
"To you Egon, Courage" Dumblebore groaned "To you Winsten, Bravory, To you Grimer, pizza, and To you bill Murry"
The four turned and took a bow, with Harry, Ron, and Harry clapping all the way.
"Ten points to Gryphondore" Dumbledore pronouned.
Harry still wondered who opened the tiolet of ghosts, but then it dawned on him.
"Herminie, you opened the toilet and cursed Ron and Me." Harry Accused.
"Its true, I just wanted to playgameboy." Herminie was ashamed.
"Its okay Herminie you don't have to be embarrased"
So Harry and Herminie traded pokemon into the night. More like friends than boyfriend-girlfriend, but thats not that far off.
The End
If you and your child love reading Harry Potter vs then try out these other classics:
Harry Potter vs Lost
Harry Potter vs Fringe
Harry Potter vs Invader Zim
Harry Potter vs Richard Nixon
Harry Potter vs Back to the Future
Harry Potter vs Ghost Busters
Achu. and Ascrew. Harry let out snot fart after snot fart. The boy couldn't help it, he was compelled to sneeze and sneeze.
"This is a curse by Malfow I bet!" Harry said inbetween em.
But our Hero was wrong as always, Malfow wasn't even going to be in this story, but Ron was. Ron sogged into the his and harry's bedroom.
"Ice peed my pants," Ron said, still half asleep.
"Good thing you were wearing that diaper, Ron" Harry complimented."Who could have cursed us?"
Ron had a good cold think. But before Ron's slow as grass brain could grow, Herminie ran into the room herself, her own curse intow.
"Even though I have things to do I can't stop playing pokemon." Herminie sobbed. To be continued.
The three friends were in trouble. Poopey Doopey Trouble. The three of them sat down to form a super think. But just as they made a tricircle a ghast popped out from the floor.
"Boo, I'm the bad guy!" The ghost spooked.
Ron screamed all the pee into his huggies.
"Whats all this hoople" Old man Dumblebum enquired from the doorway, still in night cap.
"We've been magicsed" Harry informed sneezing into his sneeze hand, then wiping it on his shirt. "The ghost did it."
"I don't believe in ghosts I better call the ghost busters" Dumbledot pulled out his wand and called the G.B.s.
Chapter 2
The Ghosters from ghost busters were sitting at their kitchen table playing there favorite board game spegetios.
"Spegetios!" Egon called.
"Looks like Egon wins again" Chimed the Bill Murry
Grimmer their pet slime let out a boo and hiss and then a telephone noise. Oh no wait, that was the telephone.
"The spooky detectives, how may I help?" Winsten picked up. "Hmm hmm. Hmmm hmmm. mmm? Hmm, hmm, mmm."
"Good news everyone, its time for another case!" Ego informed.
"Where is it this time nerd head?" Bill Murry witted.
"The Gyrphondore Libarry, we better bring are ghost pacs with us" Winsten smierd.
So Winsten, Egon, Billy, and Grimer slid into a cool car and flew over Gryphondore.
"This place is almost as big as my lunch" Bill Elbowed all his friends.
Harry and Herrminy met up with the four dusters.
"Where is Ron?" Egon asked, since he was the smart one.
"Dumbledore said Ronny was stinky, so he is changing him and then putting him down for his nap." Herminie smarted back.
"Lets rock and load" Winsten charged.
The six characters is too many so Grimer goes on some dumb side plot.
Chapter 3
The five characters enter the scary cave where the stank spirits were coming from. Amillion bats flew around, no one could see a think.
"I can't see a sing" Winsten spoke. "Hermy use a jive spell"
"I don't remember with this gameboy, but I can do this" Herminie threw her Gameboy at the bats. Super Effective. All the bats fainted. As the friends got closer to the tiolet where all the ghosts were emerging from, the gang started to fire their guns.
"Bang Bang" Billy Murry said.
"I think I can get twenty" Egon boasted
"I want to shoot too." Harry Whined. But he got a gun and sneezed and bill murry was shot and died. But he wasn't dead yet so harry carried him.
"You cannot carry me forever" Billy said
Just then Mr. Murry began to glow and with his dying breath he turned into the sword of Gryphondore. Harry took the sword and with tears in his eyes, from all the sneezing, he thrusted the sword into the tiolet and the tiolet exploded. And the curses were gone. And so were the ghosts.
Trumpets burped magical tunes, the day was saved thanks to the gang. At the great lunch hall Egon, Grimer, Winsten, and Bill Murry were given medals of honour and were accepted into magic school.
"To you Egon, Courage" Dumblebore groaned "To you Winsten, Bravory, To you Grimer, pizza, and To you bill Murry"
The four turned and took a bow, with Harry, Ron, and Harry clapping all the way.
"Ten points to Gryphondore" Dumbledore pronouned.
Harry still wondered who opened the tiolet of ghosts, but then it dawned on him.
"Herminie, you opened the toilet and cursed Ron and Me." Harry Accused.
"Its true, I just wanted to playgameboy." Herminie was ashamed.
"Its okay Herminie you don't have to be embarrased"
So Harry and Herminie traded pokemon into the night. More like friends than boyfriend-girlfriend, but thats not that far off.
The End
If you and your child love reading Harry Potter vs then try out these other classics:
Harry Potter vs Lost
Harry Potter vs Fringe
Harry Potter vs Invader Zim
Harry Potter vs Richard Nixon
Harry Potter vs Back to the Future
Harry Potter vs Ghost Busters
Saturday, September 3, 2011
Harry Potter and the Land before Time
(Not a Land Before Time Fan Fiction)
((Though that is probably on its way so calm down))
Chapter 1
"Jimmony Flip Flap" Harry blerted, looking at the clock beside his bed.
"I'm late for magic school. Time is always the worst."
Harry jumped on the bed and then off it. Which was tough because he slept in the bottom half of a bunk bed, in the upper half was his friend, Ron. Harry tigered on some school clothe so fast their was no point and mentioning it. Harry ran out the door of his room and into the an Usher painting.
"Magic Class, Ho!" Harry pleaded to the bus driver.
The stairs of the bottomless pit complained and complained about how they had to shift around.
"Why cannot we just hire more stairs" One set of stairs said.
But it really didn't say that, Harry just imagined it. Stairs can't talk. Although they could talk if given enough magic.
Harry used the bolted spell on his shoes and went down the stairs and through the hallway. Harry went so fast all the books fell out of his backpack and onto the marble floor outside the class room.
"Crap, crap, crap, crap." Harry snapped as he picked up his magic books. Some of them would float back to his bag on their own but picking them up is faster. As Harry picked up the books a FAT arm began to help him.
'Who could this fat arm belong to?' Harry Wondered
"Thanks Fatmen" Harry thanked, picking up the last of his books.
"No problem Hairry" Fatmen flubbed. "Say, arn't you late for magic school?"
"Yeah," Harry began to cry "Isn't time the worst. I wish I could get rid of it."
Harry pounded his little fists against fatmen's fat. The ripples shook fatmen all over and ever shook his vocal cords.
"Time sucks, you should defeat it." Fatmen was forced to say against his will.
"Your right Fatmen, I'mm gonna do it!." Harry marched off to Harry Class. Fatmen tried to say he didn't mean to say what he said but by the time the ripples stopped it was too late. And Fatmen was too Fat.
And Marty McFly from Back to the Future was missing a Doc.
"Time car? Time Car?" Marty Called, but got no reply.
Marty stood on the side of a dirt road, in the rain, at the end of the second move, in the year 1955, the year the Doc went missing in the time car. The two friends had built a time machine to see what it would be was like to live in the 1955s. But things went horribly wrong when it was hit with a time lightning bolt.
"Poopy Doopy" Marty said in deaft.
But things weren't all poopy doopy, for Marty was about to win something.
"Marty McFly? I have a letter from the past." Said a smooth postman.
"Okay." Marty said
Marty opened the letter, he couldn't believe what it said.
" I can't believes it!. I've been excepted to Magic School."
Chapter 2
Harry entered Magic class and sat down next to his two best friends Herminie and Nevil. Dr. Prof. Dumblemore came in and wrote his name on the board pronoucing each letter. "D U M BLE M O R E". Harry vigorisly wrote notes down on this notebook.
"Today will be a magic pop quiz and then a lesson."
"Cranken butt rats." Ron discrontilled.
The rest of the class just moaned, but some of them mouthed cranken butt rats, fewer other said it under their breath. "Cranken...butt...rats"
"Fine, no quiz." Dumbledore gave into his hangover. "Lets just learn today's spell."
Harry, like a beast, wrote notes down on this notebook.
"Today we learn the no more time spell." Dumbleman cringed. "Open up your book to chapter 2"
Chapter 2 of the book
Apply these Words to a wand "Timey wind-wow"
Back to Chapter 2
Harry poeticly wrote notes down on this notebook. Just then, Harry remembered Fatmens advice, "destroy time, sucker", Harry was over whelmed, he had to cast this spell.
Harry decided to leave class early and do magic in the hallway. In the Hallway Harry shoved his wand out of his pants pocket, and said some stuff. Time had stopped. Harry did it Harry did it. The boy justed and highfived Fatmen. Fatmen didn't know why but lets face it, he's not getting the highfives he use to since he gained all that weight. So fatmen didn't question his free affection, instead Fatmen "made his way" to the freshman oriantation.
Fatmen initianted the freshman skillfully, all was going well untill the final speech.
"In conclusion" Fatmen was inturpeted before he could start
"Hey, aren't you too fat to do magic?"
Fatmen was filled with saddness, maybe the kids who knew nothing about magic were right. Maybe he was too fat.
But then Marty McFly got up.
Chapter 3
"Hey! Just because your fat doesn't mean you can't magic!" Marty screamed to the crowd of snotnose freshmen. "Besides we don't even know how fat one has to be until they can't cast magic."
Fatmen was touched, which isn't hard.
"Thanks Marty, but I think Harry needs you more, he defeated time."
"No time? without time, the doc will be stuck forever." Marty concluded
Marty power walked out of the room, he had to find harry potter and tell him to start time. Just then he saw Harry Potter walking with a no nose freak.
"You did good Harry." Volomore smiled "I'm proud of you son."
"Thanks dad" Harry responded.
"Harry watch out, the lord of no names is next to you" McMarty warned
Harry jumped away from the dark robed whitey, he had no idea he was sharing his chicken nuggets with the bad guy.
"Bwa ha ha, I'm the bad guy." No name shrieked. His bigger than life mouth shook the world.
"Harry we have to restore air, without air the tree won't grow and the fish won't swim." Marty reasoned with the dumbfounded boy.
"Harry felt conviced, he had come to hate air, but now he saw air could be a good thing." Said the Author.
"I won't, I cannot let time take advantage of me again, we are better with out time, I don't care if I help the bad guy." Said Harry.
"Without Time Doc will bestuck forever." Marty pleaded.
Harry was heartbroken, he wanted to make things right.
"But I forgot about how fix." Harry frowned.
Just then Fatmen somehow got into another room. The shrieks of lord volvicat shook the fat on the man.
"Backtime-cus-I said so" Fatmen once again said against his will.
"Backtime-cus-I said so?" Volvo, Harry, Ron, and Marty said at the same time.
Then Time was back.
And so was Doctor Brown.
Twenty points for Gryphondoor, Docter Brown said!
Everyone had a good laugh, excepted for NoName who slipped into the shadows.
"I'll never forget you all, Marty and Doc waved from the time car." Said Marty and Doc from the time car.
Harry, Ron, and Herminie waved goodbye.
"You know, maybe time up isn't so bad if it means we'll all ways be together." Ron said.
"I hope you learned your lesson, Ron" Herminie teased.
The three jazzed on Marty's Jonny be good and watched the sun set.
To Be Continued
Next time,
Pow pow
bang bang
a horse chase?
a densal washington in distress?
Indians?
Explosions!
a bad guy who looks like an old timey Mad Tanner?
Harry Potter vs Back to the Future
((Though that is probably on its way so calm down))
Chapter 1
"Jimmony Flip Flap" Harry blerted, looking at the clock beside his bed.
"I'm late for magic school. Time is always the worst."
Harry jumped on the bed and then off it. Which was tough because he slept in the bottom half of a bunk bed, in the upper half was his friend, Ron. Harry tigered on some school clothe so fast their was no point and mentioning it. Harry ran out the door of his room and into the an Usher painting.
"Magic Class, Ho!" Harry pleaded to the bus driver.
The stairs of the bottomless pit complained and complained about how they had to shift around.
"Why cannot we just hire more stairs" One set of stairs said.
But it really didn't say that, Harry just imagined it. Stairs can't talk. Although they could talk if given enough magic.
Harry used the bolted spell on his shoes and went down the stairs and through the hallway. Harry went so fast all the books fell out of his backpack and onto the marble floor outside the class room.
"Crap, crap, crap, crap." Harry snapped as he picked up his magic books. Some of them would float back to his bag on their own but picking them up is faster. As Harry picked up the books a FAT arm began to help him.
'Who could this fat arm belong to?' Harry Wondered
"Thanks Fatmen" Harry thanked, picking up the last of his books.
"No problem Hairry" Fatmen flubbed. "Say, arn't you late for magic school?"
"Yeah," Harry began to cry "Isn't time the worst. I wish I could get rid of it."
Harry pounded his little fists against fatmen's fat. The ripples shook fatmen all over and ever shook his vocal cords.
"Time sucks, you should defeat it." Fatmen was forced to say against his will.
"Your right Fatmen, I'mm gonna do it!." Harry marched off to Harry Class. Fatmen tried to say he didn't mean to say what he said but by the time the ripples stopped it was too late. And Fatmen was too Fat.
And Marty McFly from Back to the Future was missing a Doc.
"Time car? Time Car?" Marty Called, but got no reply.
Marty stood on the side of a dirt road, in the rain, at the end of the second move, in the year 1955, the year the Doc went missing in the time car. The two friends had built a time machine to see what it would be was like to live in the 1955s. But things went horribly wrong when it was hit with a time lightning bolt.
"Poopy Doopy" Marty said in deaft.
But things weren't all poopy doopy, for Marty was about to win something.
"Marty McFly? I have a letter from the past." Said a smooth postman.
"Okay." Marty said
Marty opened the letter, he couldn't believe what it said.
" I can't believes it!. I've been excepted to Magic School."
Chapter 2
Harry entered Magic class and sat down next to his two best friends Herminie and Nevil. Dr. Prof. Dumblemore came in and wrote his name on the board pronoucing each letter. "D U M BLE M O R E". Harry vigorisly wrote notes down on this notebook.
"Today will be a magic pop quiz and then a lesson."
"Cranken butt rats." Ron discrontilled.
The rest of the class just moaned, but some of them mouthed cranken butt rats, fewer other said it under their breath. "Cranken...butt...rats"
"Fine, no quiz." Dumbledore gave into his hangover. "Lets just learn today's spell."
Harry, like a beast, wrote notes down on this notebook.
"Today we learn the no more time spell." Dumbleman cringed. "Open up your book to chapter 2"
Chapter 2 of the book
Apply these Words to a wand "Timey wind-wow"
Back to Chapter 2
Harry poeticly wrote notes down on this notebook. Just then, Harry remembered Fatmens advice, "destroy time, sucker", Harry was over whelmed, he had to cast this spell.
Harry decided to leave class early and do magic in the hallway. In the Hallway Harry shoved his wand out of his pants pocket, and said some stuff. Time had stopped. Harry did it Harry did it. The boy justed and highfived Fatmen. Fatmen didn't know why but lets face it, he's not getting the highfives he use to since he gained all that weight. So fatmen didn't question his free affection, instead Fatmen "made his way" to the freshman oriantation.
Fatmen initianted the freshman skillfully, all was going well untill the final speech.
"In conclusion" Fatmen was inturpeted before he could start
"Hey, aren't you too fat to do magic?"
Fatmen was filled with saddness, maybe the kids who knew nothing about magic were right. Maybe he was too fat.
But then Marty McFly got up.
Chapter 3
"Hey! Just because your fat doesn't mean you can't magic!" Marty screamed to the crowd of snotnose freshmen. "Besides we don't even know how fat one has to be until they can't cast magic."
Fatmen was touched, which isn't hard.
"Thanks Marty, but I think Harry needs you more, he defeated time."
"No time? without time, the doc will be stuck forever." Marty concluded
Marty power walked out of the room, he had to find harry potter and tell him to start time. Just then he saw Harry Potter walking with a no nose freak.
"You did good Harry." Volomore smiled "I'm proud of you son."
"Thanks dad" Harry responded.
"Harry watch out, the lord of no names is next to you" McMarty warned
Harry jumped away from the dark robed whitey, he had no idea he was sharing his chicken nuggets with the bad guy.
"Bwa ha ha, I'm the bad guy." No name shrieked. His bigger than life mouth shook the world.
"Harry we have to restore air, without air the tree won't grow and the fish won't swim." Marty reasoned with the dumbfounded boy.
"Harry felt conviced, he had come to hate air, but now he saw air could be a good thing." Said the Author.
"I won't, I cannot let time take advantage of me again, we are better with out time, I don't care if I help the bad guy." Said Harry.
"Without Time Doc will bestuck forever." Marty pleaded.
Harry was heartbroken, he wanted to make things right.
"But I forgot about how fix." Harry frowned.
Just then Fatmen somehow got into another room. The shrieks of lord volvicat shook the fat on the man.
"Backtime-cus-I said so" Fatmen once again said against his will.
"Backtime-cus-I said so?" Volvo, Harry, Ron, and Marty said at the same time.
Then Time was back.
And so was Doctor Brown.
Twenty points for Gryphondoor, Docter Brown said!
Everyone had a good laugh, excepted for NoName who slipped into the shadows.
"I'll never forget you all, Marty and Doc waved from the time car." Said Marty and Doc from the time car.
Harry, Ron, and Herminie waved goodbye.
"You know, maybe time up isn't so bad if it means we'll all ways be together." Ron said.
"I hope you learned your lesson, Ron" Herminie teased.
The three jazzed on Marty's Jonny be good and watched the sun set.
To Be Continued
Next time,
Pow pow
bang bang
a horse chase?
a densal washington in distress?
Indians?
Explosions!
a bad guy who looks like an old timey Mad Tanner?
Harry Potter vs Back to the Future
Saturday, August 27, 2011
Harry Potter and the Donut Island
Chapter 1
Flight 4 8 13 Magic magesticly flew throught the airs. Harry and his classmates were taking their magic vacation. Lead by there magic prof. Dr. DumbleDoor.
Ahead of Harry Potter and his friends were his class mates, Nevil and Fatmen. Nevil was always picked on for being a dweeb and Fatmen was so fat no one thought he could do magic, or sit in just one seat. The two boys chatted
"I'm ascared of flying, I don't understand how it goes." Nevil reminded his best friend Fatmen.
Fatmen let his plump finger land on his super chins. This was a technique they learned in magic school to increase brain waves.
"I got it, of course! Lets ask herminie for a spell." The Fatmen bellowed.
"But we are on vacation, we cannot use spells."
"Oh, your right Nevil" Fatmen pondered again. "What about her friends, Harry and Ron, thoughs three are resourceful"
"Good idea." nevil Cheered on the fat guy.
"Hey Potter Plus, look over here" Fatmen flayalled.
But it was too late, the chucks flew and flew.
"Blarff! and Scrarff!"
The class aruppted in laughter.
"Narlly Wack Stack" Ron said in amazement
Harry didn't pay much attention to barfmen, and the commotion. He too was worried about there flight. Harry knew the bad guy 'Voltamore' is still on the loose and ready to strike. Harry sticks his hand out the window, and felt the stormy wind go by. It seemed to talk to him.
It said "Thunder Thunder, Lightning"
All of the sudden the plane started to shake and all the student were whipped about. Except for Fatmen.
Dimbledoor stuck his head out of the cockpit where he was piloting and comforted the children.
"Shut up nose wipes, nothing will happen.
Just then nothing happenned.
Just then the plane split in half.
"Woah!" Fatmen said, being pulled from his seats.
Harry began to cast the fix it quicks it spell. But Dumble countered.
"No magic" He reminded, wagling his finger "minus 50 points for gryphondor"
Ben and Hurely from Lost were jamming on some boneless ribs.
"Tender stuff." Ben said heartlessly.
"Tubes." Hurley agreed.
Smoke filled the sky, Ben tuggged on Hurelys shirt and pointed to a plane overhead.
Hurely cram jammed some more ribs in his mouth.
"Its time for our first customers."
Chapter 2
The kids of Gryphondor sat in some life rafts. Most of them cried, the rest slapped the criers to fill them with senses.
"Pull yoursleves together" They said in unison.
Dr. Dumbledor blew up a raft and got on it and started talking to the kids.
"I'll come back for the plane tomorrow," He muddered, then turned to the sad dumb kids "Okay, okay, is everone here?"
"All of Gryphon is accounted for." Malfow said.
"Neato, lets get out of here then."
But Dumbledoor was misinformed, Malfow knew three students were missing.
"Great! Now I'm trapped on an the Island with Ron and Herminie." Harry said in eximent. "Now I can finally live out my fantasy of being on Lost."
"There is no such thing as Lost" Said the incredably wrong Herminie.
"This will be more like Lord of the Flys" Ron smirked.
"I call piggy!" The three all yelled at once.
"I'm the only piggy around here" Hurly said.
"Hurely from lost!" Harry squealed.
Harry ran up to hug the larger than life man.
Hurely sat harry down on his knee.
"Now what can I do for you little boy" Hurely asked.
"I want a new magic stick, and a new magic broom, but moses of all I want to be on the Lost Island."
"Well that one is easy, you are on the Lost Island."
"Okay, well that was fun." Harry pondered his next move "I guess I want off the Island now."
"I cannot help you there my boy." Hurely Bellowed. "But I can give you some presents."
Hurely pulled out a giant backpack of stuff and pulled out some neatly wrapped gifts.
"For you Harry, I give you a piece of parchment from Dumbledoors desk"
Harry smiled, he couldn't say a word.
"To Ron, I give my lucky sword of Gryphondor."
Ron fist pumped till he was blue in the face.
"Herminie, Are you ready to believe in me?"
"Sure" Herminie said.
"Have this missing piece of the island."
He gave her a mean looking clump of Dirt. But not like, in a bad way.
Chapter 3
Harry other Harry and the girl walked down the road till they got to the center of the island.
"I bet this is how we get home" Harry lead the way.
The three found their way to the heart of the island, this is where the three trials began.
Trial 1
The first trial is they meet The Bad Guy,
So they repel down this big shaft to the heart of the island. When they get to the bottom they see a big door that would be tough to open but not impossible. Like trying to open an automatic door manually.
But before they can try to open it, no nose appears before them.
"Prepare to give me your soul Harry Potter and friends" Lord Volvo procaimed.
But Ron moved with muscle reflex and stabbed him with the sword, this made No Name burst into black smoke. And the sword is gone too, so don't ask about that.
Trial 2
They open the door to reveal Ben.
"Leaving so soon?" He said saddly "You just got here, I've been so lonely with just the Hurely."
"Sorry we have to go" Herminie said polietly.
"I'll tell you what, stay for a little longer and I'll tell you all the secrets to lost."
Harry remembered the parchment spell he learned and made a piece of dumbledoors parchemnt appear and wrote some words on it. He then sent the parchemant in an owl to be delived. Ben got the letter and open it.
"It says I've been accepted into magic school" Ben was so happy, he had never won anything in his life.
"Now you can come visit us." Harry said.
Ben skipped away.
Trial 3
Herminie puts the dirt in the center of the donut Island, thus compleating its shape. They all get teleported to the infirmery.
"What an adventure" Dumbledor said. "For your bravery, 40 points to gryphondor.
Harry was growing up, but these adventure always grew him up the most. He looked out the hospital bed window, with was storming, but he knew the hospital woulldn't crash into an island. All was well.
The End?
Harry Potter vs. Lost
Flight 4 8 13 Magic magesticly flew throught the airs. Harry and his classmates were taking their magic vacation. Lead by there magic prof. Dr. DumbleDoor.
Ahead of Harry Potter and his friends were his class mates, Nevil and Fatmen. Nevil was always picked on for being a dweeb and Fatmen was so fat no one thought he could do magic, or sit in just one seat. The two boys chatted
"I'm ascared of flying, I don't understand how it goes." Nevil reminded his best friend Fatmen.
Fatmen let his plump finger land on his super chins. This was a technique they learned in magic school to increase brain waves.
"I got it, of course! Lets ask herminie for a spell." The Fatmen bellowed.
"But we are on vacation, we cannot use spells."
"Oh, your right Nevil" Fatmen pondered again. "What about her friends, Harry and Ron, thoughs three are resourceful"
"Good idea." nevil Cheered on the fat guy.
"Hey Potter Plus, look over here" Fatmen flayalled.
But it was too late, the chucks flew and flew.
"Blarff! and Scrarff!"
The class aruppted in laughter.
"Narlly Wack Stack" Ron said in amazement
Harry didn't pay much attention to barfmen, and the commotion. He too was worried about there flight. Harry knew the bad guy 'Voltamore' is still on the loose and ready to strike. Harry sticks his hand out the window, and felt the stormy wind go by. It seemed to talk to him.
It said "Thunder Thunder, Lightning"
All of the sudden the plane started to shake and all the student were whipped about. Except for Fatmen.
Dimbledoor stuck his head out of the cockpit where he was piloting and comforted the children.
"Shut up nose wipes, nothing will happen.
Just then nothing happenned.
Just then the plane split in half.
"Woah!" Fatmen said, being pulled from his seats.
Harry began to cast the fix it quicks it spell. But Dumble countered.
"No magic" He reminded, wagling his finger "minus 50 points for gryphondor"
Ben and Hurely from Lost were jamming on some boneless ribs.
"Tender stuff." Ben said heartlessly.
"Tubes." Hurley agreed.
Smoke filled the sky, Ben tuggged on Hurelys shirt and pointed to a plane overhead.
Hurely cram jammed some more ribs in his mouth.
"Its time for our first customers."
Chapter 2
The kids of Gryphondor sat in some life rafts. Most of them cried, the rest slapped the criers to fill them with senses.
"Pull yoursleves together" They said in unison.
Dr. Dumbledor blew up a raft and got on it and started talking to the kids.
"I'll come back for the plane tomorrow," He muddered, then turned to the sad dumb kids "Okay, okay, is everone here?"
"All of Gryphon is accounted for." Malfow said.
"Neato, lets get out of here then."
But Dumbledoor was misinformed, Malfow knew three students were missing.
"Great! Now I'm trapped on an the Island with Ron and Herminie." Harry said in eximent. "Now I can finally live out my fantasy of being on Lost."
"There is no such thing as Lost" Said the incredably wrong Herminie.
"This will be more like Lord of the Flys" Ron smirked.
"I call piggy!" The three all yelled at once.
"I'm the only piggy around here" Hurly said.
"Hurely from lost!" Harry squealed.
Harry ran up to hug the larger than life man.
Hurely sat harry down on his knee.
"Now what can I do for you little boy" Hurely asked.
"I want a new magic stick, and a new magic broom, but moses of all I want to be on the Lost Island."
"Well that one is easy, you are on the Lost Island."
"Okay, well that was fun." Harry pondered his next move "I guess I want off the Island now."
"I cannot help you there my boy." Hurely Bellowed. "But I can give you some presents."
Hurely pulled out a giant backpack of stuff and pulled out some neatly wrapped gifts.
"For you Harry, I give you a piece of parchment from Dumbledoors desk"
Harry smiled, he couldn't say a word.
"To Ron, I give my lucky sword of Gryphondor."
Ron fist pumped till he was blue in the face.
"Herminie, Are you ready to believe in me?"
"Sure" Herminie said.
"Have this missing piece of the island."
He gave her a mean looking clump of Dirt. But not like, in a bad way.
Chapter 3
Harry other Harry and the girl walked down the road till they got to the center of the island.
"I bet this is how we get home" Harry lead the way.
The three found their way to the heart of the island, this is where the three trials began.
Trial 1
The first trial is they meet The Bad Guy,
So they repel down this big shaft to the heart of the island. When they get to the bottom they see a big door that would be tough to open but not impossible. Like trying to open an automatic door manually.
But before they can try to open it, no nose appears before them.
"Prepare to give me your soul Harry Potter and friends" Lord Volvo procaimed.
But Ron moved with muscle reflex and stabbed him with the sword, this made No Name burst into black smoke. And the sword is gone too, so don't ask about that.
Trial 2
They open the door to reveal Ben.
"Leaving so soon?" He said saddly "You just got here, I've been so lonely with just the Hurely."
"Sorry we have to go" Herminie said polietly.
"I'll tell you what, stay for a little longer and I'll tell you all the secrets to lost."
Harry remembered the parchment spell he learned and made a piece of dumbledoors parchemnt appear and wrote some words on it. He then sent the parchemant in an owl to be delived. Ben got the letter and open it.
"It says I've been accepted into magic school" Ben was so happy, he had never won anything in his life.
"Now you can come visit us." Harry said.
Ben skipped away.
Trial 3
Herminie puts the dirt in the center of the donut Island, thus compleating its shape. They all get teleported to the infirmery.
"What an adventure" Dumbledor said. "For your bravery, 40 points to gryphondor.
Harry was growing up, but these adventure always grew him up the most. He looked out the hospital bed window, with was storming, but he knew the hospital woulldn't crash into an island. All was well.
The End?
Harry Potter vs. Lost
Friday, August 19, 2011
Harry Poter and the odd smelling closets
Chapter 1
"This dang closet is rank" said Harry, yelling at the top volume possible
"Tubes" Ron agreed.
The two boys of magic school had just opened up the worst smelling clothes hole ever and now they were paying the price. They ran around in circle with their hands over their noses praying for their noses to be vanished with a spell.
"If only we knew what caused this mystery" Ron said like a Brit.
Just then the door to their lush dorm room exploded, and in popped their arch nemesis Malfow.
"Wow Harry, you sure suck at smelling good." The Fow laughed with a harty snort.
"This was all your doing, monster." Harry acused, knowing full well, Mal was capable of doing this with his magic spells.
"It wasn't me, I don't knwo who did it."
It was at this time that word was getting around about the smells coming from our heroes room. Other closets soon became cursed aswell with the smell of "barf farts" as the Doctor Dumbledoor put it. The word spread all the way to Boston.
Sargent Broils of Fringe slapped a cool file on private Olive's messy desk.
"Another case for Fringe division. This one is a toughy, surely the Pattern is growing stronger by the second." The every cool Broils slammed a pair of shuds shade and moon walked out of the room.
"A magic case, I'll need the Bishop brothers, Peter and Walter."
However at the same time Peter had just recieved a letter in the mail. He opened the letter and cried "I've been acsepted into magics school!"
Chapter 2
Peter never won anything in his live so this was a big deal to him. Okay so, Peter jumped on his moter cycles and drove to gryphandore to go get his dorm. Walter hid in the trunk. "I want to go too" Walter whispered over and over again as he ate tiny bits of liqureish he cut up into tiny squares.
Back at Magic School, Harry was attending Magic class. Doctor DumbleDoor waved his wand and made class begin.
"Today we will be learning the fresh air spell." Dr. D proclaimed.
Herminie jumped up, "I already know the spell Dr. D!" She forcefully shoved in everyones face. "It won't help the bad spell coming from Harry's Closet."
"Maybe I can help, my name is Peter Bishop." Peter said from the back of the class.
'Who could this be?' Harry thought. So Dr. DumbleDoor, Harry, and Peter go to the closet in Harry's Room. Peter examined the room, it was very smelly. Olive and Walter walked into the room.
"No girls allowed" Harry shrieked.
"Its okay I'm L.A.P.D." Olvie said
Walter, with hankery covering his nose looked in the closet.
"I believe his closet has an electon over load, probably caused by too many electrolights."
"The electrolight spell!, only volimor- I mean he who has no name knows that spell."
Chapter 3
Walter took Harry's closet back to his lab and ran experiments on it. He had the Closet play basket ball till he smelled good.
"This is crazy it will never work" Peter schoffed.
But then it worked and Peter was like "Whatever".
The bad guy was still out there, maybe he was watching them. Or maybe not, but Harry was glad Ron, the closet, and him were friends again.
"Points for everyone" Dr. Dumblefloor yelled.
"Looks like were not so differen't after all fellow old man" Walter chummed
In a dark alley somewhere the Pattern and no name get together.
"Looks like our cross over failed" The pattern cried.
"Never fear" Volume comforted. "I believe we will win if we try and try, we can do it"
THE END?
Harry Potter vs. Fringe
"This dang closet is rank" said Harry, yelling at the top volume possible
"Tubes" Ron agreed.
The two boys of magic school had just opened up the worst smelling clothes hole ever and now they were paying the price. They ran around in circle with their hands over their noses praying for their noses to be vanished with a spell.
"If only we knew what caused this mystery" Ron said like a Brit.
Just then the door to their lush dorm room exploded, and in popped their arch nemesis Malfow.
"Wow Harry, you sure suck at smelling good." The Fow laughed with a harty snort.
"This was all your doing, monster." Harry acused, knowing full well, Mal was capable of doing this with his magic spells.
"It wasn't me, I don't knwo who did it."
It was at this time that word was getting around about the smells coming from our heroes room. Other closets soon became cursed aswell with the smell of "barf farts" as the Doctor Dumbledoor put it. The word spread all the way to Boston.
Sargent Broils of Fringe slapped a cool file on private Olive's messy desk.
"Another case for Fringe division. This one is a toughy, surely the Pattern is growing stronger by the second." The every cool Broils slammed a pair of shuds shade and moon walked out of the room.
"A magic case, I'll need the Bishop brothers, Peter and Walter."
However at the same time Peter had just recieved a letter in the mail. He opened the letter and cried "I've been acsepted into magics school!"
Chapter 2
Peter never won anything in his live so this was a big deal to him. Okay so, Peter jumped on his moter cycles and drove to gryphandore to go get his dorm. Walter hid in the trunk. "I want to go too" Walter whispered over and over again as he ate tiny bits of liqureish he cut up into tiny squares.
Back at Magic School, Harry was attending Magic class. Doctor DumbleDoor waved his wand and made class begin.
"Today we will be learning the fresh air spell." Dr. D proclaimed.
Herminie jumped up, "I already know the spell Dr. D!" She forcefully shoved in everyones face. "It won't help the bad spell coming from Harry's Closet."
"Maybe I can help, my name is Peter Bishop." Peter said from the back of the class.
'Who could this be?' Harry thought. So Dr. DumbleDoor, Harry, and Peter go to the closet in Harry's Room. Peter examined the room, it was very smelly. Olive and Walter walked into the room.
"No girls allowed" Harry shrieked.
"Its okay I'm L.A.P.D." Olvie said
Walter, with hankery covering his nose looked in the closet.
"I believe his closet has an electon over load, probably caused by too many electrolights."
"The electrolight spell!, only volimor- I mean he who has no name knows that spell."
Chapter 3
Walter took Harry's closet back to his lab and ran experiments on it. He had the Closet play basket ball till he smelled good.
"This is crazy it will never work" Peter schoffed.
But then it worked and Peter was like "Whatever".
The bad guy was still out there, maybe he was watching them. Or maybe not, but Harry was glad Ron, the closet, and him were friends again.
"Points for everyone" Dr. Dumblefloor yelled.
"Looks like were not so differen't after all fellow old man" Walter chummed
In a dark alley somewhere the Pattern and no name get together.
"Looks like our cross over failed" The pattern cried.
"Never fear" Volume comforted. "I believe we will win if we try and try, we can do it"
THE END?
Harry Potter vs. Fringe
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