Chapter 1
Harry had never been to a mall before, let alone the wizard mall known as Digon Ally. Harry, Herminy, and Ron were taking the day off from studying stupid magic to recklessly spend their parents money on things the would regret.
"Hold onto our hands so you don't get lost Harry." Herminy intructed.
Harry and his friends walked by ultra colorful shops full of dresses, candy, video games, books, sporting goods, and wands. It was a sensory mega load. Harry's brain felt like it was about to explode.
"I've never been more happy in my life before." Harry whispered.
But harry spoke too soon, as the young wizboy walked by the coolest thing ever, the Nimbus 20. Harry scooped his brain up off the floor and put it back in his now exposed skull. Once he had composiur to talk again he opened his fat mouth.
"What is that?" Harry was an idiot.
"Thats the Nimbus 20, its the largest and most powerful wand in all of the wizarding world of Harry Potter." Ron informed the wee-lad.
Harry had a silly idea, he thought maybe he could be better at magic than Herminy if he had a super wand like that.
Just then Voltimor was over hearing the young duffs from afar. His evil intentions were blushing as he came up with his devilous sceem. Pulling on a pair of plaid jeans and a wife lovers over shirt and then slipped incogneeto into the crowds of Digonally.
Chapter 2
The three kids juiced over to the mall's super fly eatery. Ron jammed on his noodle sheshkobab like a fat guy and Herminy bought three pounds of raw beef. Harry just looked down at his empty cup wondering how he could get that wand without actually paying for it.
Maybe I can be of assistance. Voltimore walked up the dump kids.
"Why would we want your help voltigon?" Ron chuckled. "You couldn't smell your way out of a paper bag."
Voltimore steamed, Ron could have atleast tried harder to make a joke about him not having a nose. But No nose kept his cool, he couldn't reveal his plans just yet.
"Say Harry, you're a pretty doopy guy, you should get a better wand." Voltimore broke the ice, he had em now.
"I guess your right voltimore, getting a wand would be easier than putting my mind to it." Yes! this plan was working great now for the finisher.
"Why don't you come back tonight and we can rob the store and take the wand for ourselves." Voltimore proposed.
Harry began to shake the mans hands. This jerk was alright after all, or at least thats what Harry thought.
Later that night, Harry, Voltimort and their driver sometimes called Ryan parked outside the wand spot.
"You got five minute, I don't hold your bag, I don't do birthdays, I don't stop for potty breaks." Driver explained.
Voltimort was a little depressed as he forgot to go before hand.
"I'll go scope out the area and do a few incantations before we break in Harry." Voltimort got out of the car and left Harry all alone with Driver.
Driver and Harry stared at each other without blinking.
"Can I have a tooth pick?" Harry asked. Driver abliged.
"You don't look like a bad guy to me, Harry." Driver cut the silence. "Why are you stealing a wand, you got your whole life ahead of you."
"I'm no good at magic compared to friends." Harry started to explain but it was too late, Harry potter was about to be dead.
Chapter 3
"I got the wand Harry, say goodbye to being alive." Voltimort streched out the wand and fired a few magic attacks at the getaway car.
Driver shot into action, he pluged his car into the nearest outlet and turned it on. He zipped and zapped down the highways, but Voltimort on the wand was fast and kept up with them flying right behind.
"Looks like you can do nothing but run without your friends Harry P." Voltman Taughted waving his shamefully powerful wand above his head for all to see.
Driver was running out of options, he used up all his secret streets and driving moves but Voltimore with his wand was too great.
"Harry, fire a magic." Driver exclaimed.
"I cant I no wand wand." Harry for got his wand in some pocket.
"Here take this," Driver handed Harry his one and only tooth pick.
Driver opened the roof of his car and pressed a button to raise harry's seat. Harry took the tooth pick and with all his might turned voltimots wand into noodles.
Voltimore's wand turned to mush, he fell to the ground and Harry and Driver got away.
"I hate em. I hate em. I hate them!" Voltimore thrashed on the ground.
Driver pulled up to Hogwarts, and opened Harry's door for him.
"I knew you could do it Harry, being the most powerful made Voltimore too arrogant and vulnerable. Being weak and humble made voltimores defeat unexpected." Driver explained.
"Keep the toothpick, and take this" Driver handed Harry his bloody scorpion jacket.
"Thanks Driver, I have one for you too." Harry handed him a letter of recommendation.
Driver looked at it and then looked at Harry, and then back and the paper, and then he got in his car and drove away. He was so excited he had never won anything before in his life.
The End
Harry Potter vs Drive
