Chapter I
Harry Potpot read his favorite chimney book "The Diner Games" as the car of four traveled down adventure road.
"I thought only girls liked books." Ronn teased while playing Pokemon! on his game boy protable machine. Harry pouted, Herminy didn't hear Ron since she was listening to her favorite magic kids bop cd. MAGIC KIDS BOP 12. Not only is it in stores now, but it's right behind you.
"Quit teasing the babies," Haggread yelled form the driverguy seat. "I can barely hear Herminie's MAGIC KIDS BOP 12 cd rom, for desktop computers and portalble machine, over you." Hagread understood he should pick up a copy of MAGIC KIDS BOP 12.
Harry, Herm, RonJon, and Hagrad where headed to Fatmen's summer home for summer vactation fun fun fun.
"I cannot wait to see fatmen's house. How big do you think that house would be?" Harry asked
"Twelves pounders" The other three yelled back. Everybody had a good laugh at the reference to the inside joke, that was well established in the group when the reader wasn't looking.
Meanwhile in Walking Dead, Oregon, Dr. Dead man Zombie heckled and jeckled at the sight of his old comrad Volimorgue,
"Glad to meat you for the first time ever Dr. Zombie" No Noes Shrieked.
"The pleasure is mine, what evil deeds do you seek to have fulfilled." the zombie rickraddled back.
"Harry RonJon is headed this way to visit his dopy friend fartmen and I want to rid the world of Harry Potter forever."
"Forever is a long time," The wise Dr. Zombie responded. "Thats how long I've been living, you must really have a big playgroud crush on Harry or just really hate Harry Potter."
Volimord blushed. Could it be that he really loved Harry Potter like the stupid son he never had. Voltimort forgot why he always wanted to get that Harry Potter, maybe it was to appologize, maybe it was just to have a good time. Dr. Voltimort remembered all the good times he had with harrypottervs, maybe Harry was isomorphic to him. Like him, Harry was just looking for a friend, a friend to share his bucket of chicken mcnuggies with.
Chapter 2
The dead dead dead man inturupted Voltijorts metatation and brought him back from his lovey dove thoughts. "My, my is that gush forming out of your mouth, you rat cracker?" Zombie punged.
Volitmort wiped the pink slush from his mouth and the beard hair he'd been growing.
"Now you listen here, I want the most worst possible bad thing you got to cruch up Harry Potter!" Voltimorts demands mentally and physically cut Dr. Zombies left arm off. Dr. Zombie knew Volt ment buisnes and he would imploy the latest most dasteredly plan he ever thought up. ZOMBIES!
"Fear not Voltimort, I will deliver the plauge of zombies onto and one to one the townspeople of walking dead, oregon." Zombie and Volitmor laughed and laughed. It was only a matter of time till the bijection attacked the town.
And it was only a matter of time till the kids and the big guy hit mr and mrs fatmen's summer tub house, where MC Tubs himself resided.
"I cannot wait to have another glass of Mrs Tubs Butter Beer." Hagred bellowed. Of course Hagred was referring to a dish composed of nothing but warm melted butter. "They always make me feel right as rain and left as snow."
"Maybe that explains the way fatmen is?" Ron shoved.
"What do you mean?" Harry asked
"You know, he's always left as snow."
The gang arrived at the doors of Tubs mannor. One by one Hagred unbuckeld the kids form the motercycles and lifted them on the ground. Oopsidaisi. It was a that point that fatmen caught a load of his friends, shock and shock, he didn't expect them for another week.
"Mom didn't expect you for another week, you should go home" Fatmem informed walling them off from the house with his flab arms. But good ole Mrs. little Fatman's Mom flipped though the fat boy with a tray of butter stacks.
"Now now, fatstack, we don't have to send them away. Say, who wants a lard float?" The kind old lady stenched out a major blow to Hagrad's heart, two forbidden loves in one story. Hand me my good writer's award now.
"But Mommsy isn't today the day Rick the cop from walking dead comes over, we cannot have two guests???" The fatfub messed up, looks like his dark fat secret will be revealed.
"Don't worry about me Fatmen" Police Man Sherif Master sargent Rick intruted. "I just got a call on my radio that zombats are slam jammin all through town space. Better make my butter tubs an extra solid, I'll be eating on the runs."
"Mind if I come with, I'm a real go getter!" Harry lept at the chance to be in the spot light.
"Sure you can stow away in the trunk and I'll find you later."
Chapter 3
"Moan, Groan, shalom" The xombies roamed and domed through the city, could no one save the day? No, no one could. But maybe two? No, in this author's opion, not even that many has what it takes. Harry and the Rick pulled up to the xombie party in a 95' police car.
"You stay here and watch Harry, I'll show you how to talk to these strangers." Ricked pushed the boy to one side and then the other. Rick pulled out his handy dandy ticket book and prepared to punish the zombies for triple parking on citizens.
But all the zombies, had a differn't plan, a plan named Attack the Rick Rocker.
"Looks like This is it, the author was right" Rick exclaimed. "No wonder he got them rewards for being such a good writer."
"Whats it like to die Rick?" Harry Asked.
"Harry, what are you doing here?" Rick asked back "Dids you sneak along in the back of my car car?"
"Yes sir."
"Lets die together Harry, I'll pretend your my son and you can pretend your my Dad."
But Voldimort listened in, and got his feelings touched. He and Rick weren't to different, they both just wanted to find their missing sons. Voltimorts Heart produced a super magic spell, and held it in the sky.
"Harry Potter," Voltimort Yelled form the town mountain cliff "I'm not saving you, I'm just saving Rick cause he is kinda cool."
The spelled removed the Zombies, and the day was saved. The Gang had a low fat dinner with Mrs. Tubber's home made cooking and zipped back to Griffendore on the Hagread scooter. Voltimort watched from the bove, pondering his feelings. "I hate that Harry Potter" he muttered.
Ron and Herminy got tuckered out from not being in the story and fell asleep. Harry sleepily looked onto the sunset.
"10 points for Voldemort." He whispered, right before he closed his eyes and dreamt of lollipop forests.
The End
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