Chapter 1
One bright day in the middle of the night, Dumbledore got tired of caring about those stupid kids.
"I need my own vacation from those losers" Dumbler rolled.
So Dr. Bumblebore hired his best friend Hagread to take the kids out for the day on a field trip. Hagread was a biggy big guy, not like fat but more like a giant mucsleman. I guess he just eat his veggies and fattables like a good little mouth stuffer.
So anyways enough setting this up, lets get to the nitty gribby. Harry is sitting around the campfire with a bunch of freshies. Ron was getting bored and bored, yawn towns came out of any Ron mouth. Hermine was disproving all the ghost stories in her head, what a lame wad. Harry was new to everything so he was a scardy frog. Hagread waved his wand glow stick and held it to his nose, illuminating his facial hair.
"And the calls were coming from inside the phone." Hagread read from his book of scares.
Harry goosed bumps all over his body. He hid under seven blankets each with there own magic seal. Fatmen continued to stuff his face full of marshmels and other suger blobs. He was a sticky mess.
"Lets leave un-supera-vised, gang" Ron egged the gang on.
Herminie and fatmen jumped at the chance to get out of drulls vill and into scary dark forest. Harry stayed and listened to Hargeads deep voice. And wilson was setting up camp somewhere else.
"House from House MD why don't you help me tent up the tent." Wilson whined.
House just smoothed on some cool jazz from his iCane. He wasn't about to play by the rules today, or atleast thats what he thought.
House decided to make fart noises out of his mouth at Wislon and walk off into the uncharted woods. Wilson tried to walk after him but he needed to feed all the woodland creatures first.
"That'll buy he some time" House'd said.
Chapter 2
It was now that Ron and Hermmy started to realise something about unmoving fatmen.
"Hey fatmen, why not fill that face some more" Ron whispered to the fatest member.
But Fatmen didn't say anything. He was just covered in the sugery sweets.
"Fatmen must be sleeping Ron." Herminie deduced.
But she was wrong, Fatmen was Dead. But Fatmen wasn't dead yet, he was just in a trouble.
"What are we gonna do Girl Harry, we'll be kicked out of magic for killing off the fatguy." Ron shrieked.
Just then a smooth House flew into the scene. He pulled out his cane comb and moved it through his beard hair.
"Sup kids" House spokeded.
"House from House!" The kids said.
Ron picked up a boulder and threw it at the glass house.
"Die!-ignose this rock!" Ron challenged
"This rock has Lemon fever!" House battled back.
The rock became a lemon. House lived. Herminei swooned. Ron picked up the lemon and beat it against his leg. Trying to break a bone to be like house.
Wilson stumbled onto a campfire of girlscouts.
"Hello kids! have you seen a doctor near by" Wilson introduced himself
"No!" Hagread bellowed "But would you like to join our magic school."
"Then I could bring patients back to life and stop house from stealing my lunch. Thanks" Wilson sat down next to a blanket fort and Harry popped out.
"You can hide with me." Harry friendlied.
"Thanks kid, here let me fix your scar." Wilson pulled out his magic wand and turned the scar on Harry's head into a sweet death metal skull tatoo. Instant freindship.
Chapter 3
"You got to save our Fatmen" Herminie begged.
House considered all of the fatmen. Which is tough because you have to stand pretty far back to consider all of him. Ron began biting his nails. House got an idea.
"Usually the solution makes no sense at all until I explain it," House broke. "so lets just do stuff till I think of something."
"Like what" Ron asked.
"Start filling his mouth with more suger cubes. He is in a sugar frieght", House Ordered, "we need to set his sugar counter back to 00 by taking it to 99 and adding one more."
The team ran around trying to dunk baskets into fatmens mouth. Fatmen chewed up the sugar, it was working, hurrah. But he wasn't there yet, he just needed a little bit more of something.
"What if he needs a magic blast. Herminie guessed
"You might be right girl" House suprising agreed with someone.
Herminie shot a tickle wave spell at fatmen. But no giggles appeared.
"That won't work" House interupted. "We need a spell with a heavy bass."
For some reason there was a time limit and Fatmen was about to be timed out of life.
"Maybe I can help" Wilson smeered From the tree line, Harry in tow.
"Wilson you rube, you can't do anything cool like me." House limped.
Wilson plugged House's Gibson Guitar, from earlier in the story, into Harry's head.
"Go." Harry screamed raising his wand into the sky.
Wilson strummed a heavy blow on the strings of the hulkalaly. The Heavy bass coming from Harry was just what the fatmen needed. Every one was saved thanks to a cool Wilson.
"I was wrong about you wilson, why don't you join my gang" House suggested.
"I don't need you to validate my coolness anymore House." Wilson stood "I've been accepted into magic school, I've never won anything before in my life."
"Thats cool" House shadded his eyes "I was gonna make the show more about relationships and drug abuse than medican anyway."
So House and Wilson jammed on the unpowered electric guitars into the night.
Harry was reunited with his friends, they all had a 5 man group hug, because Fatmen had to buy two seats.
"Harry," Ron Noticed "Your scar turned back to normal boring stupid lame lightning."
"I guess I used all the skull power up to save Fatmen." Harry concluded
Harry lost what made him cool but Wilson taught him to believe in himself. Harry wasn't afraid of the words Hagread puked anymore. So Harry Ron, and Herminie moved the campfire to be closer to Fatmen, he wasn't about to move, and listened to another one of Hagread's story. Who knows, maybe Hagread will tell them this one.
The End
Harry Potter vs House MD
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