Chapter 1
Harry had a bad day and Harry was a fat beat.
"Dang, what a hard day at school I had today at school"
Harry wiped the sweat poop off his brow and collapsed on his bed. He congured a fat stack of water to appear in his glasses, gulp gulp gulp. Harry's eyes began to give into the lie, the lie that you had to sleep with your eyes closed, and harry fell asleep.
"Sleep well my princes," Harry said to himself.
However, even in harry's dream he was not safe from people barjing into his room and waking him up.
"Stupid stranger" Harry yelled "You woke me up, what do you want?"
Harry began spawning elephants, snakes, and other indian delecasies until the man stated which one he wanted. However this stranger didn't want any of that gross food, he wanted something a bit harder to get.
"You in a dream, Harry P." Said The guy from Inception, played by the ever cool Leonardo DiCaprio.
"Larry D.!" Harry giggled, he was happy to have a celeb see him in his jammies.
"You're in a dream Harry, its a dangerous place, I'll need your help, you have to take me to where Dumbleman keeps his letters of recamindations."
"But thats a secret," Harry was conflicted. He wanted to help the big star but at the same time he wanted to not help the big star.
"I'll help you" harry settled
"You'll need a totem harry" The inception guy said "Here take mine."
The mystery man handed harry a smooth top, but not like one you wear over your red neck bear belly, this is one was like a metal draddle.
"Gee, thanks minster." Harry gleemed, he had never won anything before in his life. The two new best friends walked off into the halls of Gryphondore.
Chapter 2
Ron and Herminie were looking for their friend Harry, where could they be be. Ron suggested looking in the caffateria, oh Ronny, ha ah ha, Herminie wanted to look in the libbery, but thats becasue she is inlove with books. But while they fought, they met a very curios character.
"Sup, Arthur" Ron Ronned
"Hey guys have you seen Cobby Cob, I lost him somewhere here in Gryphintown and I thought he would come here." Chummed Arthur
"He must be with Harry because he is also missing. And only missing people can see other missing people." Herminie concluded.
"We can look for them in my fleet of air planes" Said a mystery man, hiding in a locker.
"SAITO!" The three kids cried in at once
"You best be respecting my mother earth." Arthur joked with Saito
"Of course these are magic plane planes, brurm brurm."
So each character got into their own plane and looked around but couldn't find the Harry or the Corn Cobb.
Speaking of which, those two dirt lovers were holding hands looking for a magic paper in dumbledore's hall.
"Its around here somewhere, let me check this secret passage"
Harry pulled books from the bookcase, and bookcase exploded. So now the two worked there way up the staircase, to the real secret chamber of Fumbledore.
"Is it near here Har?" Cobb used Harry's new nick name.
Harry was about to throw up all over Cobb, he had never been happier in his entire life.
"This is the best dream ever!" Harry Squeeled.
Chapter 3
"Harry?" Herminie shouted
"Harry?" Ron too
"Harry? Harry?" Harry didn't recognize the other two but he was sure they were total doods.
Cobb was jumping like he had to go to the bathroom, but more like he really wanted that paper.
"Harry we got to get that paper now, or the bad guys will get us." Cobb alerted
Harry got scared, but then remembered so magic spells.
"Magic Paper Finder super action squad force go!" Harry chanted
Objects from around the room formed into a 6 inch tall robot and the robot jumped around. But then it stopped at a drawer and got out some magic paper.
Cobb got the paper, he got it, he got it. But then the other entered.
"I got the papers losers." Cobb gloted.
"Cobb, put the paper down, you don't need to do this" Arthur shouted
"But I can invite Mol to magic school and then she will talk to me agian." Cobb cried.
Harry had grave truth fall on his face, it hit him like a piece of pizza.
"This isn't a dream, is it?" Harry said questioningly
"It will soon my your nightmare!" Voltomort said from across the room. "Give the paper to me Leo."
Cob had been tricked this whole time, The one guy who didn't have a name wanted the paper so he could go to magic school.
Harry knew what he had to do, he grabbed the paper and invited Cobb to magic school. Cob took the paper and read it.
"It says I've been accepted to magic school, I've never been more excited before in my life." Cob smiled at Volvimore.
"Oh, poopey toopey" NoName shrugged and walked out of the room.
Dumbledoor walked into the his office to see 5 kids just standing there, paper every where.
"Get out of my office!" Dumbledore mouthed.
The five left, some crying from the scolding, 50 points lost, but friends gained. All will be fine with time. Leo hung his fist at Harry.
"We cool Har?"
Harry dogged him back.
"We cool Cob."
Cob, Arthur, and Saito got into the four planes and flew away. Ron crammed a food in his mouth, Herminie crammed a book in her eyes, and Harry finally got a sleep.
The End
Harry Potter vs Inception
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