(Not a Land Before Time Fan Fiction)
((Though that is probably on its way so calm down))
Chapter 1
"Jimmony Flip Flap" Harry blerted, looking at the clock beside his bed.
"I'm late for magic school. Time is always the worst."
Harry jumped on the bed and then off it. Which was tough because he slept in the bottom half of a bunk bed, in the upper half was his friend, Ron. Harry tigered on some school clothe so fast their was no point and mentioning it. Harry ran out the door of his room and into the an Usher painting.
"Magic Class, Ho!" Harry pleaded to the bus driver.
The stairs of the bottomless pit complained and complained about how they had to shift around.
"Why cannot we just hire more stairs" One set of stairs said.
But it really didn't say that, Harry just imagined it. Stairs can't talk. Although they could talk if given enough magic.
Harry used the bolted spell on his shoes and went down the stairs and through the hallway. Harry went so fast all the books fell out of his backpack and onto the marble floor outside the class room.
"Crap, crap, crap, crap." Harry snapped as he picked up his magic books. Some of them would float back to his bag on their own but picking them up is faster. As Harry picked up the books a FAT arm began to help him.
'Who could this fat arm belong to?' Harry Wondered
"Thanks Fatmen" Harry thanked, picking up the last of his books.
"No problem Hairry" Fatmen flubbed. "Say, arn't you late for magic school?"
"Yeah," Harry began to cry "Isn't time the worst. I wish I could get rid of it."
Harry pounded his little fists against fatmen's fat. The ripples shook fatmen all over and ever shook his vocal cords.
"Time sucks, you should defeat it." Fatmen was forced to say against his will.
"Your right Fatmen, I'mm gonna do it!." Harry marched off to Harry Class. Fatmen tried to say he didn't mean to say what he said but by the time the ripples stopped it was too late. And Fatmen was too Fat.
And Marty McFly from Back to the Future was missing a Doc.
"Time car? Time Car?" Marty Called, but got no reply.
Marty stood on the side of a dirt road, in the rain, at the end of the second move, in the year 1955, the year the Doc went missing in the time car. The two friends had built a time machine to see what it would be was like to live in the 1955s. But things went horribly wrong when it was hit with a time lightning bolt.
"Poopy Doopy" Marty said in deaft.
But things weren't all poopy doopy, for Marty was about to win something.
"Marty McFly? I have a letter from the past." Said a smooth postman.
"Okay." Marty said
Marty opened the letter, he couldn't believe what it said.
" I can't believes it!. I've been excepted to Magic School."
Chapter 2
Harry entered Magic class and sat down next to his two best friends Herminie and Nevil. Dr. Prof. Dumblemore came in and wrote his name on the board pronoucing each letter. "D U M BLE M O R E". Harry vigorisly wrote notes down on this notebook.
"Today will be a magic pop quiz and then a lesson."
"Cranken butt rats." Ron discrontilled.
The rest of the class just moaned, but some of them mouthed cranken butt rats, fewer other said it under their breath. "Cranken...butt...rats"
"Fine, no quiz." Dumbledore gave into his hangover. "Lets just learn today's spell."
Harry, like a beast, wrote notes down on this notebook.
"Today we learn the no more time spell." Dumbleman cringed. "Open up your book to chapter 2"
Chapter 2 of the book
Apply these Words to a wand "Timey wind-wow"
Back to Chapter 2
Harry poeticly wrote notes down on this notebook. Just then, Harry remembered Fatmens advice, "destroy time, sucker", Harry was over whelmed, he had to cast this spell.
Harry decided to leave class early and do magic in the hallway. In the Hallway Harry shoved his wand out of his pants pocket, and said some stuff. Time had stopped. Harry did it Harry did it. The boy justed and highfived Fatmen. Fatmen didn't know why but lets face it, he's not getting the highfives he use to since he gained all that weight. So fatmen didn't question his free affection, instead Fatmen "made his way" to the freshman oriantation.
Fatmen initianted the freshman skillfully, all was going well untill the final speech.
"In conclusion" Fatmen was inturpeted before he could start
"Hey, aren't you too fat to do magic?"
Fatmen was filled with saddness, maybe the kids who knew nothing about magic were right. Maybe he was too fat.
But then Marty McFly got up.
Chapter 3
"Hey! Just because your fat doesn't mean you can't magic!" Marty screamed to the crowd of snotnose freshmen. "Besides we don't even know how fat one has to be until they can't cast magic."
Fatmen was touched, which isn't hard.
"Thanks Marty, but I think Harry needs you more, he defeated time."
"No time? without time, the doc will be stuck forever." Marty concluded
Marty power walked out of the room, he had to find harry potter and tell him to start time. Just then he saw Harry Potter walking with a no nose freak.
"You did good Harry." Volomore smiled "I'm proud of you son."
"Thanks dad" Harry responded.
"Harry watch out, the lord of no names is next to you" McMarty warned
Harry jumped away from the dark robed whitey, he had no idea he was sharing his chicken nuggets with the bad guy.
"Bwa ha ha, I'm the bad guy." No name shrieked. His bigger than life mouth shook the world.
"Harry we have to restore air, without air the tree won't grow and the fish won't swim." Marty reasoned with the dumbfounded boy.
"Harry felt conviced, he had come to hate air, but now he saw air could be a good thing." Said the Author.
"I won't, I cannot let time take advantage of me again, we are better with out time, I don't care if I help the bad guy." Said Harry.
"Without Time Doc will bestuck forever." Marty pleaded.
Harry was heartbroken, he wanted to make things right.
"But I forgot about how fix." Harry frowned.
Just then Fatmen somehow got into another room. The shrieks of lord volvicat shook the fat on the man.
"Backtime-cus-I said so" Fatmen once again said against his will.
"Backtime-cus-I said so?" Volvo, Harry, Ron, and Marty said at the same time.
Then Time was back.
And so was Doctor Brown.
Twenty points for Gryphondoor, Docter Brown said!
Everyone had a good laugh, excepted for NoName who slipped into the shadows.
"I'll never forget you all, Marty and Doc waved from the time car." Said Marty and Doc from the time car.
Harry, Ron, and Herminie waved goodbye.
"You know, maybe time up isn't so bad if it means we'll all ways be together." Ron said.
"I hope you learned your lesson, Ron" Herminie teased.
The three jazzed on Marty's Jonny be good and watched the sun set.
To Be Continued
Next time,
Pow pow
bang bang
a horse chase?
a densal washington in distress?
Indians?
Explosions!
a bad guy who looks like an old timey Mad Tanner?
Harry Potter vs Back to the Future
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