Chapter 1
Achu. and Ascrew. Harry let out snot fart after snot fart. The boy couldn't help it, he was compelled to sneeze and sneeze.
"This is a curse by Malfow I bet!" Harry said inbetween em.
But our Hero was wrong as always, Malfow wasn't even going to be in this story, but Ron was. Ron sogged into the his and harry's bedroom.
"Ice peed my pants," Ron said, still half asleep.
"Good thing you were wearing that diaper, Ron" Harry complimented."Who could have cursed us?"
Ron had a good cold think. But before Ron's slow as grass brain could grow, Herminie ran into the room herself, her own curse intow.
"Even though I have things to do I can't stop playing pokemon." Herminie sobbed. To be continued.
The three friends were in trouble. Poopey Doopey Trouble. The three of them sat down to form a super think. But just as they made a tricircle a ghast popped out from the floor.
"Boo, I'm the bad guy!" The ghost spooked.
Ron screamed all the pee into his huggies.
"Whats all this hoople" Old man Dumblebum enquired from the doorway, still in night cap.
"We've been magicsed" Harry informed sneezing into his sneeze hand, then wiping it on his shirt. "The ghost did it."
"I don't believe in ghosts I better call the ghost busters" Dumbledot pulled out his wand and called the G.B.s.
Chapter 2
The Ghosters from ghost busters were sitting at their kitchen table playing there favorite board game spegetios.
"Spegetios!" Egon called.
"Looks like Egon wins again" Chimed the Bill Murry
Grimmer their pet slime let out a boo and hiss and then a telephone noise. Oh no wait, that was the telephone.
"The spooky detectives, how may I help?" Winsten picked up. "Hmm hmm. Hmmm hmmm. mmm? Hmm, hmm, mmm."
"Good news everyone, its time for another case!" Ego informed.
"Where is it this time nerd head?" Bill Murry witted.
"The Gyrphondore Libarry, we better bring are ghost pacs with us" Winsten smierd.
So Winsten, Egon, Billy, and Grimer slid into a cool car and flew over Gryphondore.
"This place is almost as big as my lunch" Bill Elbowed all his friends.
Harry and Herrminy met up with the four dusters.
"Where is Ron?" Egon asked, since he was the smart one.
"Dumbledore said Ronny was stinky, so he is changing him and then putting him down for his nap." Herminie smarted back.
"Lets rock and load" Winsten charged.
The six characters is too many so Grimer goes on some dumb side plot.
Chapter 3
The five characters enter the scary cave where the stank spirits were coming from. Amillion bats flew around, no one could see a think.
"I can't see a sing" Winsten spoke. "Hermy use a jive spell"
"I don't remember with this gameboy, but I can do this" Herminie threw her Gameboy at the bats. Super Effective. All the bats fainted. As the friends got closer to the tiolet where all the ghosts were emerging from, the gang started to fire their guns.
"Bang Bang" Billy Murry said.
"I think I can get twenty" Egon boasted
"I want to shoot too." Harry Whined. But he got a gun and sneezed and bill murry was shot and died. But he wasn't dead yet so harry carried him.
"You cannot carry me forever" Billy said
Just then Mr. Murry began to glow and with his dying breath he turned into the sword of Gryphondore. Harry took the sword and with tears in his eyes, from all the sneezing, he thrusted the sword into the tiolet and the tiolet exploded. And the curses were gone. And so were the ghosts.
Trumpets burped magical tunes, the day was saved thanks to the gang. At the great lunch hall Egon, Grimer, Winsten, and Bill Murry were given medals of honour and were accepted into magic school.
"To you Egon, Courage" Dumblebore groaned "To you Winsten, Bravory, To you Grimer, pizza, and To you bill Murry"
The four turned and took a bow, with Harry, Ron, and Harry clapping all the way.
"Ten points to Gryphondore" Dumbledore pronouned.
Harry still wondered who opened the tiolet of ghosts, but then it dawned on him.
"Herminie, you opened the toilet and cursed Ron and Me." Harry Accused.
"Its true, I just wanted to playgameboy." Herminie was ashamed.
"Its okay Herminie you don't have to be embarrased"
So Harry and Herminie traded pokemon into the night. More like friends than boyfriend-girlfriend, but thats not that far off.
The End
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